Sunday 18 September 2016

Sports Injuries

Watching a football game on TV and one of the players gets injured; a bone is broken and the player's leg is horribly bent in places where it shouldn't be bent. The commentators are instantly sympathetic.
"Oh dear, that is absolutely horrific. Nobody wants to see that happen to anyone."

"Perhaps we'll get a better idea what happened with the slow motion replay. Yes, you can see it quite clearly now ... Oh dear, nobody wants to see that happen."

"Oh look, we've also got the incident filmed from a different camera angle ... Oh dear, nobody wants to see that happen." 

"Actually, if we take another look at that slow motion video we might be able to see the precise moment when the bone snaps. Here it comes. Watch for it. Yep, there it is. Crack! ... Oh dear, nobody wants to see that happen."


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