Monday 31 August 2015

His Greatest Joy Was His Children

At the bottom of this post is the obituary of Jeffrey Brasfield. He sounds like such a nice old man - a physician's assistant who felt that "taking care of patients was his true gift from God. He was a deacon and a devoted member of the Churchill Baptist Church. His greatest joy was his children."

Just one thing is missing from the obituary. Our Jeffery, who loved his own children, had a slightly different attitude towards other people's children. He liked to have sex with them. Earlier this month he got caught caught in a police sting when he turned up at a rendezvous point expecting to have sex with a child and was mightily surprised to find a policeman there instead.

After getting bailed out of jail this "devoted member of the Churchill Baptist Church" went home and killed himself. I suppose his family miss him. Nobody else does.





News story:




Saturday 29 August 2015

Reality TV Is Totally Unreal

Reality TV shows are so unrealistic. The contestants may not be given a script but they certainly get plenty of hints about the way they are expected to play the game. For example the director might say to one of the actors contestants:
"Look I would never tell you to be rude and bossy with the other contestants but if you did, well you'd get a lot of extra camera time and that could be a big help to your future career --- but you don't have to listen to me. You don't have to get bossy with anyone if you don't want to. You do whatever you want." 
So guess what happens next time the camera is turned on...



Here's another scenario. It's a reality TV show where two of the cast members have decided to get married on camera. It's a good move by the young couple because the producer knows the wedding will bring in millions of viewers so he decides to foot the bill. The soon to be married contestants are delighted with the arrangement because the reality show producer is now chucking money at them hand over fist and their wedding is getting more exciting by the minute. More expensive wedding dress; more valuable ring; bigger church; bigger wedding cars; bigger reception. It all sounds so wonderful.

Meanwhile, behind the scenes (while the happy couple are excitedly preparing for the big day) their producer is secretly figuring out ways to make the wedding as newsworthy as possible. He is at a confidential meeting with his financial backers, listening intently while the PR men bounce ideas around:

  • Maybe the car could break down and the bride has to get out in her wedding dress and change the tyre?
  • Maybe the bride could be overcome with emotion and collapse at the altar?
  • Perhaps we could get her to hesitate before she says "I do"; just long enough to make it seem like she might be going to say "No"?
  • Maybe the flower girls could get into a fight with the page boys?
  • What if they lost the ring?
  • Hey, yeah - that could work.
  • But then we'd have to find a replacement.
  • A curtain ring perhaps.
  • No, that's such an old joke nobody would fall for it.
  • Well they could lose the ring and then find it again.

At which point the producer probably said, "OK, that's settled. We create some tension when they lose the ring, and we all heave a sigh of relief when they find it again. I'll leave you to sort out the details while I go and tell the silly buggers what we're up to."


Now you may think that no real couple who were genuinely getting married would ever agree to such an idiotic farce - but they really did! Here's Josh Duggar and Anna Keller getting married on a TV reality show in 2008:




Where do you think he found the ring? On the floor of the vestry? On the path leading up to the church doors? Out on the sidewalk? In the gutter? Behind the back seat of the wedding car? Or was the TV producer standing outside with a big grin on his face and the ring held tightly in his fist and ready to hand it over to the best man as they had rehearsed many times before?


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Since that day it has been discovered that Josh Duggar is an incestuous pedophile who abused his sisters including one who was only five years old at the time! He also cheated on his wife throughout his marriage and paid up to $1,500 a time to have sex with a porn star while his wife was pregnant with their fourth child.



Friday 28 August 2015

Testimony! Testimony!


Original video here:


Here's what a Christian thinks while watching this video:
Wow, isn't Christianity amazing. 
Nothing else! That's it. 
Wow, isn't Christianity amazing.
Well maybe one other thing:
Perhaps we better make a donation to the church or we might miss out.


Here are some questions that a cynic like me might ask:

Where did this happen?
When did it happen?
Who were the doctors involved?
Have they verified the story about the tumors?
Are the medical reports available?
Has anyone seen the brain scans?
Who is the "precious woman"?
What is her name?
Is she the woman in the video or is that a professional model?
Do the children belong to the "precious woman" or are they models too?
When was the baby declared tumor free?
Who declared the baby was free of tumors? 
Was it a doctor?
What is the doctor's name?
Has the doctor verified the story of the cure?
How much money was in the envelope?
How did the money cause the alleged miracle?
Did the woman go to church every week or just twice: once to deliver the cash and then three months later to report "mission accomplished"?
Or is the whole thing a pious fraud?

The answer to nearly every question is "No", or "We haven't got a clue," which makes it very easy for me to assume that this story is total bullshit invented by a lying preacher.

I could be wrong - but I'll bet I'm not.



Friday 21 August 2015

This Mac Curtis Song Gives Me Goose Bumps

Another rockabilly legend has died and I didn't even know it! Mac Curtis has been dead for two years and I discovered the news just a few minutes ago. I'm feeling rather sad now.



Here he is in 1957 with "Goosebumps"
one of my all time favourite rockabilly tracks:



And here he is fifty years later in 2007
singing "Say So" at a concert in Amsterdam
Original video here:


Pop Culture Blog
September 17, 2013
Fort Worth-born rockabilly great Mac Curtis, an early-days inductee into the Rockabilly Hall of Fame, died Monday night in a Weatherford nursing home. His ex-wife and sister say it was sudden: Curtis, born Wesley Erwin Curtis Jr. on January 16, 1939, was injured in a car accident in Weatherford last month, and over the weekend he took a turn for the worse.

“He went to the nursing home for rehab after the accident, and it turned out he had a subdural hematoma that kept growing and growing and ultimately burst,” says his sister, Cindy Winters of Granbury. “It was a shock. It was sudden. He was taken to the hospital after the accident, and they did a CAT scan and didn’t determine anything. All they can say is it must have been a tiny brain bleed that just grew and grew and grew.”
http://popcultureblog.dallasnews.com/2013/09/


Monday 17 August 2015

Devils Exist - Jesus Says So

Two thousand years ago Jesus preached that devils existed:
 Jesus replied, "Have I not chosen you, the Twelve? Yet one of you is a devil!" (John 6:70) 


And all these years later the leaders of his ratbag religion are still preaching the same rubbish: 
Pope Francis has helped boost the popularity of exorcisms with his frequent warnings against the devil. 
http://www.ibtimes.com/pope-francis-exorcism 

U.S. televangelist Pat Robertson said on Wednesday that earth-quake devastated Haiti was cursed because of a past pact that the island’s inhabitants had made with the devil.
http://blogs.reuters.com/faithworld/2010/01/13/pat-robertson

 
So it is no surprise when one of the congregation jumps up out of the pew and goes in search of devils to destroy: 
The granddaughter of acclaimed actor Morgan Freeman was stabbed to death on a Manhattan sidewalk early Sunday during what law-enforcement sources and witnesses described as an “exorcism” at the hands of her ranting boyfriend.

“Get out, devils! I cast you out, devils! In the name of Jesus Christ, I cast you out!” the killer yelled.
[...]
“Jesus Christ is born!” he shouted maniacly over her body.
http://nypost.com/2015/08/16/man-stabs-ex-girlfriend-to-death


And all around the world the followers of Jesus are trying to distance themselves from the killer by declaring that 'he was never a real Christian in the first place'. [All swans are white if you don't count the black ones.]



Saturday 15 August 2015

I Know The Answer To This One

If a newspaper headline ends with a question mark, the correct answer is always, "No."


Friday 14 August 2015

A Sad Little Moment

Years ago I watched a documentary about an itinerant American preacher who seemed to make his money by filling in at small town churches when the regular minister was away on holidays. He was training his two sons - one a teenager and the other about ten years old - to follow in his footsteps.

The older boy was losing interest in religion so the father was concentrating his efforts on the ten year old and had actually arranged to have the boy ordained as a minister! As they drove to the church where the ceremony was to take place the father asked the ten year old, 

"Are you excited about getting ordained son?"

"Ooo yeah," said the boy...

And then, quizzically, "What's 'ordained' again dad?"




Monday 10 August 2015

It's Not Easy To Be An Atheist
Says An Unthinking Christian

Reverend Dan Erickson is the Senior Pastor at Chisholm Baptist Church, in Hibbing, Minnesota, and he recently wrote an article for the Daily Tribune titled "It's Not Easy To Be An Atheist".

I'll go through the article in fine detail and leave my comments in red. It's going to take a long time and I don't expect anyone to read all the way to the finish, but I just want to get it all on the record so to speak (because it amuses me).



IT’S NOT EASY TO BE AN ATHEIST
Posted: Saturday, August 8, 2015 6:00 am

In his book, “When God Goes to Starbucks,” Paul Coppan notes that there is plenty of evidence we, as human beings, have a disposition to believe in some type of deity or spiritual reality. Thus, he says, if someone wants to overcome this predisposition to believe in God and be an atheist, it may be necessary to make some intentional choices in order to avoid being a “default theist.”
Erickson begins with the claim that "there is plenty of evidence" for what he is about to say - and then fails to produce any evidence! He just makes the statement and expects everyone to believe him.

He goes on to say that humans "have a disposition to believe in some type of deity" and seems to be implying that if we have such a disposition then that belief must be true and therefore god exists! As it happens we humans also have (until we get an education) a disposition to believe that the sun moves around the earth. A disposition toward a belief says nothing about the truth of that belief.

Erickson also says that humans default to theism and therefore an atheist is required to struggle against this natural tendency to believe in god and make a conscious decision not to believe. Well that doesn't apply to me. I default to atheism. I have never been religious. I went to church for eight years starting at age four, and on the way home after Sunday School I used to explain to the other kids why I thought the lesson we had just heard was complete and utter bullshit.

First, the aspiring atheist should sequester him/herself in urban settings and avoid the majesty, power and beauty of nature.
I already know where this is going. It usually finishes up with some banal statement like, "If you want see god, look at the sunset," or, "You can see god in a baby's smile." Poetic perhaps, but nothing more than that.
Remember too, that unlike the words of that famous hymn, it is not always a case of "all things bright and beautiful". Sometimes the majesty and power of nature results in something that is not easily described as beautiful. (Consider the final thoughts of the people who were trapped in those cars when the tsunami hit.)
My point is that Erickson wants to claim all the good things for god. He wants to attract new members to his cult by offering them majestic gifts of natural beauty while denying that god would ever allow bad things to happen.


The Bible says, “The heavens declare the glory of God and the skies display his craftsmanship.”
The Bible also says that if you don't give glory to god he will smear shit all over your face! (Malachi 2:2-3 KJV)


One may “understand” that the “northern lights” which seem to be dancing across the sky on a clear night are the result of solar activity, but when actually viewing them, it is hard to avoid the thought that they point to something far more magnificent than our sun. Mountains, lakes, streams, trees and wild flowers all have ways of planting questions in an atheist’s mind: Is everything merely a cosmic accident? Could this all have “just happened?” Or, is there an “intelligent designer” behind the marvelous phenomena of nature? Those type of questions challenge atheistic “faith.”

In the first sentence of this paragraph, Erickson agrees that the Northern Lights are the result of solar activity, but (he says) they look even more magnificent than the sun. He implies that sun couldn't produce such a display on its own and therefore the additional magnificence must come from god. It's like saying my son is better looking than I am so he couldn't have got his good looks from me; they must have come from god!
Then Erickson sets up a false dichotomy: He asks the atheist to explain the universe, time, and everything - and if the answers are not forthcoming then (according to Erickson) the only other alternative is 'god did it'. 

Erickson is also using a god of the gaps argument. He asks atheists questions about the universe and accepts all of their answers until they finally admit that there is something they don't know or cannot explain. And that's when he jumps in to declare that atheism hasn't got the answer so that's the bit that god did. In effect, as Isaac Asimov once said, the god of the gaps argument reduces god to nothing more than a three letter word meaning "I don't know".

And finally, despite Erickson's claims to the contrary, there is no such thing as atheistic faith. When it comes to god, the atheists are lacking in faith. The believer has faith in god's existence while the atheist does not have that faith; that's what makes him an atheist; a lack of faith.

Second, someone who does not want to believe in God should avoid spending time with religious believers and taking their experiences seriously. Human beings have vivid imaginations. The fact someone claims to have an encounter with God, doesn’t mean it actually happened. However, when people living at many different times and in many different places all report a similar experience, intellectual honesty requires investigation of those reports. A plausible alternative explanation needs to be identified to these being genuine God encounters. If that does not seem feasible, ignoring people who claim to have had those experiences may be an atheist’s safest choice.

I live in Australia where nearly 80% of the population believes in god. Asking me to avoid those people is just plain silly. Erickson knows that of course. He's just being sarcastic.

Furthermore, I cannot help but take religious believers seriously because they try so hard to control my life and invade my privacy. They often come knocking on my door, trying to convert me into their sect. They want Creationism taught in school science classes. They want business places and entertainment venues closed down when they celebrate their holy days. They demand tax exemptions which means that I have to pay more than my fair share. They refuse medical advice and watch their children die in agony while some ratbag preacher unsuccessfully prays for a cure.
And then we get stories like this one from today's news:
The mother accused of fatally throwing her baby from a fourth-floor window in Queens on Friday allegedly told detectives she killed the infant boy because an "evil spirit" had taken over the child.
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/
Religious people really should be taken seriously.

Erickson also resorts to the logical fallacy known as "argumentum ad populum" when he suggests that large numbers of people have said they believe in god and they can't all be wrong therefore god exists! That's like saying there was a time when many people believed the world was flat. They couldn't have all been wrong so the world is flat! Clearly an appeal to the people (argumentum ad populum) does not necessarily lead one to the truth.

He goes on to say that if a Christian says he has experienced an encounter with god then the atheists should simply accept it as the truth and assume that god really does exist. But how reliable are those stories about people experiencing god's presence? Let's go back to the bible for an answer: Here are links to what scripture says about Saint Paul's encounter with god at the time of his conversion:

(Galatians 1:15-17) 

Now try to find the truth behind those four versions of the same event. Was there anyone with Paul at the time of his conversion or was he alone? If there were men with him, did they remain standing or did they all fall down? Did they see and hear everything or did they see and hear nothing? Each story is different!
And what happened to Paul after his conversion? Did he go to Arabia first - or Damascus? Galatians says one thing. Acts says another.
Christian apologists resolve these contradictions with that famous escape clause used so often: "God works in mysterious ways." It may work for Christians; I am not so easily impressed.

Third, one who wants to maintain his/her atheism should avoid urgent or life-threatening situations. During those times people are tempted to call upon a supernatural outside agent for help. There seem to be very few atheists in battlefield foxholes or in classrooms during final tests. Situations in which humans are vulnerable and powerless are also occasions when people tend to turn to a deity. During a drought, farmers with little religious inclination often start praying for rain. Of course, it is not easy to make sure one never encounters these type of situations, but they are fertile ground for theism to grow.
Here Erickson is saying that when atheists are at the point of death they will always call upon god to save them, but that is just not true. I have been in several situations where I thought I was going to die and most times I have had just one thought: "So this is how it ends." And one other time, when I was flying through the air after crashing my motorbike the only thought on my mind was: "This is a big one."

As for soldiers in foxholes - I was never in the army, but my father fought in World War II and he said that whenever he was close to a dying soldier most of them (including the Christians) called not for god, but for their mother.

Fourth, a person wanting to avoid theism should hole up in a university-like setting, where atheists tend to congregate. They do so not because they are more intelligent than theists, but because this setting allows for greater energy devoted to explaining away God’s existence than most. When theistic thoughts start to seep into one’s mind, it is helpful to have friends around who will serve as a reminder that, even though arguments in favor of atheism are often shallow and self-refuting, “cool people” just don’t believe in God.
He seems to be saying that atheists have to hang around together because if they are left alone they will become Christians. That's such a weak argument I don't think I'll bother to respond.

No friends, being an atheist isn’t easy. I am also convinced any effort to maintain atheism is unwise, because theism is really a much better choice. Belief in God, especially the God described in the Bible, provides a foundation for an individual to experience purpose, meaning, love and hope. And, there is every reason to believe this God actually does exist.
That last sentence is a doozy. Here's a summary of the 'evidence' he provides:

(1) Humans have a tendency to believe in god.
(2) Nature is awesome and the bible says god did it.
(3) A lot of people believe in god and they can't all be wrong.
(4) When the chips are down people ask god to help them.
(5) University educated atheists say god doesn't exist but they are just trying to be 'cool' and they really do believe in god after all.
Therefore god exists!

Rev. Dan Erickson
Senior Pastor
Chisholm Baptist Church


Sunday 9 August 2015

Five Women Murdered

The Associated Press
Saturday, August 8, 2015 12:06PM EDT 
PATNA, India -- Dozens of villagers in eastern India beat to death five women Saturday, accusing them of practicing witchcraft and blaming them for a series of misfortunes in the village, police said.

Residents of Kinjia village in Jharkhand state dragged the women out of their homes and beat them with sticks and iron rods, said Arun Kumar Singh, a deputy inspector-general of police in Ranchi, Jharkhand's capital.

The attackers blamed the women for several accidents and misfortunes suffered by villagers, including the death of an infant in Kinjia earlier in the week, Singh said.

What do you reckon? Were the murderers atheists, or deeply religious?

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I wonder who will get the property owned by the murdered women? Their close relatives - or the people who started the rumours and instigated the attacks? Strange how things always seems to advantage the attackers in these situations.

Christians used to do the same thing during their 600 years of Inquisitions. If the local priest wanted that big house across the road from the church, he simply accused the owner of witchcraft - and when they were found guilty the priest took possession.




Saturday 8 August 2015

This Is A Job For The United Nations

Another theocratic country has taken away the rights of citizens who don't believe in god...
The United Arab Emirates has passed an 'anti-hatred' law which it has claimed will help tackle discrimination, but which outlaws 'insulting' religion. The Vice President and Ruler of Dubai, Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid, reportedly said that the decree "guarantees the freedom of individuals from religious intolerance."
...
Provisions in the legislation include a prohibition on expressing doubt about the existence of God.
http://www.secularism.org.uk/news/2015/08/

Sounds like a job for the United Nations Human Rights Council doesn't it? Trouble is, the United Arab Emirates are members of that Council - so it looks like the atheists are on their own again.



Friday 7 August 2015

Religious Folk Need To Be Protected
Atheists Can Take Their Chances

It's hard to tell the difference between the words of a religious fanatic and the battle cry of a science fictional robot. They both sound exactly the same: Exterminate! Exterminate!


Saudi Arabia has reiterated its call on the international community to criminalize any act vilifying religious beliefs and symbols of faith as well as all kinds of discrimination based on religion. 

Addressing an international symposium on media coverage of religious symbols based on international law, which started in this French city on Saturday, a senior Saudi official said the Kingdom emphasized years ago that the international community must act urgently to confront ethnic, religious and cultural intolerance, which has become widespread in all communities and peoples of the world.

“We have made it clear that freedom of expression without limits or restrictions would lead to violation and abuse of religious and ideological rights,” said Abdulmajeed Al-Omari, director for external relations at the Ministry of Islamic Affairs.

“This requires everyone to intensify efforts to criminalize insulting heavenly religions, prophets, holy books, religious symbols and places of worship,” he added. 

About one week later:
A Bangladeshi blogger known for his atheist views has been hacked to death by a gang armed with machetes in the capital Dhaka, police say. Niloy Neel was attacked at his home in the city's Goran area. He is the fourth secularist blogger to have been killed this year
...
All four men killed were on a list of 84 "atheist bloggers" drawn up by Islamic groups in 2013 and widely circulated. It was originally submitted to the government with the aim of having the bloggers arrested and tried for blasphemy.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-33819032

The sad thing is that many of the religious moderates will pretend to be horrified by this story, but in the back of their minds they will be thinking, "Well the atheists took the risk - serve them right."




Tuesday 4 August 2015

Atheists Get It So Easy These Days

In "Philosophy Now" Stephen Anderson writes: 
There was a time – some years ago – when to profess disbelief in a Supreme Being could be hazardous to one’s health. You could get hacked to pieces with a scimitar or boiled in oil. Neither the public nor the authorities had much tolerance. 
[..]
But though in times past publishing one’s skeptical doubts could be daring, it is so no longer.
[...]
Today, atheism has taken its comfortable seat by the fire and has its feet up.
[...]
Atheism has never been so respectable. 

He's wrong. Check out these stories:


A court in Saudi Arabia has upheld the decision to sentence the liberal blogger Raif Badawi to 10 years in prison and 1,000 lashes.
[...]
He was subjected to the first 50 lashes in a public square in Jeddah in January. The punishment was captured by an onlooker in mobile phone footage which provoked worldwide protests.

A secular blogger has been hacked to death in north-east Bangladesh, the third such deadly attack this year.
[...]
“They chased him down the street and first attacked his head with their machetes and then attacked him all over his body,” Hasan told Agence France-Presse.

Sanal Edamaruku, an Indian skeptic, went to Mumbai and revealed that a "miraculous" weeping cross was really just a bit of statuary located near a leaky drain whose liquid reached it by way of capillary action. The local Catholic Church demanded that he retract his statements, and when he refused, they had him arrested for blasphemy.

Now in self-imposed exile in Finland, he fears jail - or even assassination - if he returns.

A student has been sentenced to three years in prison for announcing on Facebook that he was an atheist and thereby “insulting Islam”. Karim Ashraf Mohamed al-Banna, aged 21, was arrested in November 2014 with a group of other people at a cafe in Cairo.

Bangladesh's anti-terrorism unit says it has arrested the main suspect in the murder of a United States blogger who was hacked to death in Dhaka last week in the latest attack on critics of religious extremism in the Muslim-majority nation.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-02/bangladesh


All this, yet Stephen Anderson still claims that,
Atheism has never been so respectable.
I'm guessing he is a Christian - because only a Christian could be that obtuse.


Update: 
August 7, 2015
A Bangladeshi blogger known for his atheist views has been hacked to death by a gang armed with machetes in the capital Dhaka, police say. Niloy Neel was attacked at his home in the city's Goran area. He is the fourth secularist blogger to have been killed this year
...
All four men killed were on a list of 84 "atheist bloggers" drawn up by Islamic groups in 2013 and widely circulated. It was originally submitted to the government with the aim of having the bloggers arrested and tried for blasphemy.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-33819032