Friday 26 May 2017

Another Christian Who Hasn't Read His Bible

This comes from a Huffington Post article in 2015 where Greg Gianforte was telling lies for Jesus:
In a February talk at the Montana Bible College about how to find "godly purpose" in work, Gianforte explained why retirement isn't consistent with biblical teachings.

"There's nothing in the Bible that talks about retirement. And yet it's been an accepted concept in our culture today," he said. "Nowhere does it say, 'Well, he was a good and faithful servant, so he went to the beach.' It doesn't say that anywhere."

"The example I think of is Noah," he continued. "How old was Noah when he built the ark? 600. He wasn't like, cashing Social Security checks, he wasn't hanging out, he was working. So, I think we have an obligation to work. The role we have in work may change over time, but the concept of retirement is not biblical."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/greg-gianforte

But the concept of retirement is biblical - as this text makes clear:
The Lord spoke to Moses, saying: This applies to the Levites: from twenty-five years old and upward they shall begin to do duty in the service of the tent of meeting; and from the age of fifty years they shall retire from the duty of the service and serve no more. (Numbers 8:23-25)
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers


Telling lies for Jesus will definitely get you places though - Greg Gianforte is now a Republican congressman for Montana.



Wednesday 24 May 2017

The Chase Was Terminated (That Old Story)

Two people are dead and a man has been arrested following a high-speed crash involving a stolen vehicle on the Princes Highway at St Peters, in Sydney's inner west, early on Thursday morning.

It's understood police had been pursuing the ute in a nearby suburb earlier in the morning, but had terminated that pursuit for safety reason before the crash occurred.
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/

I've heard that story before. Whenever an innocent party is killed by cars involved in a high speed pursuit, the police ALWAYS say they stopped the pursuit just before the crash occurred. Later, when you see the video, the "non-pursuing" police car arrives on the scene just a few seconds after the crash. Ah well, the coroner buys it - and that's all that counts really.


Tuesday 23 May 2017

Terrorists

The man who murdered 22 people and injured 59 others has been named as Salman Ramadan Abedi, a Mancunian of Libyan descent ... Abedi was known to the security services but was not part of any active investigation or regarded as a high risk. He was viewed as a peripheral figure in much the same way as the Westminister attacker, Khalid Masood.

They are always "peripheral figures" until they kill their victims - but then it's too late to do anything about it.



We have a similar system in Australia for domestic violence. The police take note of all threats made against the potential victim but that's where the action stops. They can't actually do anything until something physical occurs. The victim is assured, however, that if her spouse does manage to kill her, the police will arrest him quick smart (because then her body can be used as evidence against him).


Friday 19 May 2017

White Collar Crime Pays Rather Well

MICHAEL Cranston, the deputy commissioner of the Australian Taxation Office, has been charged with abusing his position as a public official.

It comes after The Daily Telegraph today revealed Cranston’s son, Adam, was charged over his alleged role in a fraud syndicate that police claim stole more than $165 million — one of the biggest white-collar crimes in Australia’s history.

[...]
 
Assets seized in the past two days by the AFP include 25 motor vehicles — luxury, vintage and racing vehicles — 18 residential properties, 12 motorbikes, more than 100 bank accounts and share trading accounts, two aircraft, firearms, jewellery, artwork, vintage wines and at least $1 million located in a safety deposit box.

Sources close to the investigation claim Adam was a “co-conspirator” in a group that used an elaborate tax scam to fund a celebrity lifestyle that included prime Sydney real estate, boats — and even a racing car team.

“This investigation has ­uncovered high-level organised activity; it is complex (and) sophisticated,” the source last night told The Daily Telegraph.

“I think it will take the police a long time to figure out exactly how much money (is involved).”

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/national/tax-tsars

My prediction:
With friends in high places none of them will do prison time - maybe a few hours unpaid community service - and most of the seized assets will be returned to them when the trial ends.



Update #1
Australian Tax Office boss Michael Cranston has been cleared of fraud as police investigate a multi-million dollar Sydney tax scam
https://au.news.yahoo.com/nsw/a/35591639/

Update #2
The daughter of Australian Taxation Office deputy commissioner Michael Cranston will fight an order for compulsory questioning, saying she is eight months pregnant and has no money to her name.
http://www.smh.com.au/national/lauren-cranston


Thursday 18 May 2017

You've Heard of Psychics "Cold Reading"
Well Now They Do "Hot Readings" Too

Back in the old days the psychic had to use "cold reading" techniques when scamming the suckers:  
Is there anyone who knows somebody whose name starts with an "F"? I'm getting an "F". Nobody? Oh wait, it might be a "T". Does anyone know somebody with a name starting with "T"? Or maybe it's somebody who drank a lot of tea?
Eventually somebody will say something like, "My aunty Jennifer drank tea all the time," and straightaway the psychic has got his first spectacular hit. He immediately forgets that he was looking for people with names starting with "F" or "T" and now pretends that he was looking for aunty "J"ennifer all along.

And the gullible audience play along with him: How could he possibly know that that woman's aunty Jennifer drank a lot of tea? He couldn't just be guessing. He must be getting the information supernaturally.

But that was the old days. These days there is no guesswork required.

Just recently, for example, a con artist named Shawn Bolz was booked to speak at the Asuza Now Conference in Los Angeles. He claims that god speaks to him and gives him personal information about people he has never met. Then he repeats that information to the audience and they go fucking ape shit! They shout and cheer and jump and down and wave their arms in the air and assume that they have just witnessed a miracle. Shawn Bolz looks on approvingly while thinking to himself, these must be some of the dumbest people on the planet.

What Bolz does is quite simple. He is going to speak at the Asuza Now Conference so he starts searching Facebook and Twitter looking for people who have mentioned the Asuza Now Conference - and specifically people who say they will be attending the conference. Then he bookmarks their Facebook and Twitter pages and that's all the hard work done.

During his research Bolz discovered that a couple named Kenny & Patricia had told all their Facebook friends they would be attending the Conference, so he downloaded their Facebook and Twitter pages onto his cell phone.

Then on Conference day he struts out onto the stage with his cell phone and starts reading back the information he had previously downloaded.

You can see the scam in action in the video below - and if you can't see the scam; if you think Bolz really is getting his information from god, then you may well be as gullible as Kenny and Patricia. Who knows, you may be Bolz's next victim.







Bolz came a gutser with the next couple however - they were at the conference alright, but it was so boring that they went outside for breather - and that's when Bolz called their names. Eventually he had to ask friends of the couple to go outside and bring them back in again so the scam could proceed.

Now if God was really on the other end of the telephone he would have told Bolz to skip that couple and move onto the next victim - but God wasn't on the other end was he? All Bolz had was a downloaded FaceBook page and it certainly didn't tell him, "We've just gone outside for a piss. Back in five minutes."



Wednesday 17 May 2017

Even Christians Think God Is An Arsehole Sometimes

Back in the early days God was wondering how far he could push the humans before they would dig in their heels and tell him to "Go and get fucked." He told Abraham to tie up his son, stab him to death with a knife, and then cook the little bastard. Abraham said, "Righto boss, I can do that for you; not a problem."
When they came to the place that God had shown him, Abraham built an altar there and laid the wood in order. He bound his son Isaac, and laid him on the altar, on top of the wood. Then Abraham reached out his hand and took the knife to kill his son. (Genesis 22:9-10)
Many years later God put himself to the same test and discovered that Abraham was right - killing kids was dead easy, 'not a problem':
For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him may not perish but may have eternal life. (John 3:16)

So here's the question for modern Christians:
If God tells you to kill your children, would you do it?
  • If you answer "No," then your faith is weak and your trust in god is non-existent.
  • If you answer "Yes," then you're an arsehole who shouldn't be allowed to have custody of children.
  • If you answer, "God wouldn't ask me to do such a thing," then deep down you know your God is an arsehole but you just don't have the courage to come right out and say it.



Monday 15 May 2017

7,000 Dead (Not A Problem)

Since the inauguration of President Rodrigo Duterte on June 30, 2016, and his call for a “war on drugs,” Philippine National Police officers and unidentified “vigilantes” have killed over 7,000 people.
https://www.hrw.org/report/2017/03/01/

The House of Representatives on Monday shot down the impeachment complaint against President Rodrigo Duterte for lack of sufficiency in substance.

The Philippines is an active supporter of the United Nation's peacekeeping and humanitarian development programs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippines_and_the_United_Nations

In a Facebook post, Presidential Adviser on the Peace Process Jesus Dureza said that he asked the Pope to bless the Philippines, and the pontiff replied that he will also bless Duterte.
http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/01/18/17/