Friday 30 December 2016

Loose Biscuits

Back in my hometown in the mid-twentieth century we didn't have supermarkets and not everything was as neatly packaged as it is today. Biscuits for example: You could buy a packet of biscuits if that was what you wanted, but you could also buy "loose" biscuits.

You see, as well as the pre-packaged biscuits, the grocer also had biscuits delivered to his store in big tins and he would sell them loose. 

The customer would ask for, "Half-a-pound of loose biscuits please," and the grocer would grab a handful from the tin and weigh them on the scales before tipping them into a brown paper bag and handing them to the customer.

The good thing about buying "loose" is that if you were short of money you could buy a very small amount. Pre-packaged biscuits might cost two shillings for an eight ounce packet, but if you had only one shilling you could buy four ounces loose.

It was the same with liquids like kerosene and methylated spirits which the grocer would have delivered in a twelve gallon drum. A customer could pay top price for a pre-packaged quart bottle of kero or metho, but if they were short of cash they could bring in their own smaller bottle and the grocer would fill it up from the twelve gallon drum; even half fill it if you were really short of cash.

So one day I was sitting in the park having my lunch and on the bench next to me a couple of hoboes were sharing a bottle of methylated spirits (White Lady as they called it in those days). They were bemoaning the fact that many shop-keepers wouldn't sell metho to the hoboes because they realised that the hoboes were going to drink it. "You have to careful when you ask for it," one of the hoboes said.

"Not if you go to that grocer up in Johnson Street," said the other hobo. "He's good - He sells it loose."



Tuesday 27 December 2016

Unionism

Many years ago I worked with a young guy named Kevin in a factory where we made printed circuit boards. Kevin had just joined the union and considered himself quite the activist. He was constantly checking the 'industrial award' (which listed our pay and conditions entitlements) to make sure our employer wasn't cheating us.

One day he discovered that whenever we worked more than two hours overtime, we were entitled to receive $1.50 "tea money" to help defray the cost of any snack we might decide to buy on the way home after such a long work-day.

The company hadn't been paying us the tea money so young Kevin confronted the bosses and demanded that everyone should receive the appropriate back-pay.

When he started boasting to me about it, I pointed out that it was a relatively small amount of cash and the company (like us workers) hadn't even realised that tea money should be paid. It might be better, I told him, not to kick up too much of a fuss over such a piddling detail. Maybe work out some compromise agreement that would be less troublesome for the company. Kevin told me I was 'piss weak' for not having the courage to stand up for myself.

So he persisted with his claim and now the company was legally required to go back through the wages books for the last seven years; check out who had worked overtime and calculate how much tea money they should be paid. It was a huge job and most of the office staff were involved in it. The records were stored up in the rafters under the roof and the office girls had to clamber up a ladder to get at them. Then they had to go through each file, page by page, entry by entry, checking to see if overtime had been worked. The whole job took about six weeks! [This was in the days before offices were computerised.]

Eventually we all got our back-pay (mine was about $30.00) and Kevin positively glowed as he strutted about the factory enjoying the accolades of the other workers who praised him for his brave stand against the bosses.

A few weeks later he dropped a tray full of printed circuit boards on the floor. It wasn't an unusual occurrence. Accidents like that would happen from time to time but we would carefully check each board for scratches and usually most of them could be saved. This time however, the foreman lamented that the boards were probably ruined and they would have to be thrown into the garbage. The foreman also declared that he was unable to put up with such ineptitude and sacked the young man on the spot.

Kevin felt he was being unfairly dismissed and demanded that a union representative should be called in to negotiate on his behalf. The bosses were only too happy to comply. They took him into the board room; allowed him to call up the union office, and gave him a cup of coffee while they waited for the rep to arrive. Kevin was utterly convinced that he was in the box seat and that he was in control of the situation.

The union rep was of the opinion that perhaps the company had been a little too hasty in sacking young Kevin and maybe they should re-hire him with no loss of entitlements - and that's when management pounced: 
Oh no, you misunderstand. Management hasn't sacked the young man for that single incident. Management has sacked him because he is one of the most useless workers in the factory.
What Kevin didn't know was that a foreman had been assigned to keep him under surreptitious surveillance and maintain a diary of everything he had done (and not done) since the tea-money incident.

Every time he snuck outside for a cigarette. Every time he stopped working his machine to talk to the guy next to him. Every time he forgot to wear his safety glasses. Every time he scratched his arse. Every time he did anything at all; the details were recorded in the diary.

The union rep read through the diary and finally told young Kevin, "It looks like they've got you by the balls, son. I don't think I can help you on this one."

Kevin was immediately escorted off the premises.

We never saw him again.



Friday 23 December 2016

Religious Justice


Islamic State savages BURN two Turkish fighters ALIVE
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/746978/

ISIS Burns 4 Men Alive in Front of Their Parents
http://www.christianpost.com/news/isis


There was another religious group that also used to publicly burn alive anyone who annoyed them. Who was it again? Oh, that's right, the Christians. They kept the fires going for 600 years during their ever so holy, god inspired, Inquisitions.




Actually there was a reason why the Christians kept on murdering people for hundreds and hundreds of years - they were making a fortune from the enterprise. On May 15th, 1252, Pope Innocent IV issued a papal bull (Ad extirpanda) which allowed the church to confiscate money and property from anyone found guilty of heresy.
3. ...whoever shall find the heretical man or woman shall boldly seize, with impunity, all his or their goods, and freely carry them off, to belong to the remover with full right...
http://www.documentacatholicaomnia.eu/


Monday 19 December 2016

A Christmas Miracle



People have been leaving comments like this:
21000 people died today of starvation, but our car started so God is great and cares about all the things

So your God can start a truck with prayer, but won't prevent kids from getting cancer or from being raped?  

Aleppo has so many dead men, women, and children that there is literally no where to put the bodies, and you think an omnipotent God started your truck. If God is real, he needs to check his priorities. You should too...

Maybe the big fella can send a bus or two thousand to evacuate all those children from Aleppo - being that he's so big and all. Reckon that would be a priority over ferrying your lot around to look at inflatable snowmen and fairy lights. It's almost as if he doesn't exist. Or doesn't care. You decide.

Wow, maybe you people should go to the local ER and command in Jesus name for people not to die since all of the hard work from doctors and nurses won't do Jack.

Why don't you take that act to the neo-natal cancer ward and try it there. If prayer worked, why would we need a hospital anyway

I guess getting your bus started is More Important than Ending World Hunger or World Peace.

My friend John Rahn is asking for prayers that his amputated leg grow back. I'll keep you updated on his progress. Thank you so much.  

If only he had time to cure cancer, solve world hunger, and end all wars. He must be too busy helping to make sure some idiot's chuch bus starts. Freaking morons!


Friday 16 December 2016

No Bibles In The Hotel - Triumph or Tragedy?

Dr Alex McFarland is a travelling preacher who stays in well over 100 hotels every year and he's noticed something...
Fox News and others have reported that according to the study from the hospitality analytics group STR, the percentage of hotels that offer religious materials in rooms has dropped by almost half in the last decade—from 95 percent in 2006 to just 48 percent this year.

"What a sad reality," McFarland said, "especially when our world so desperately needs hope. And where better to find hope than in the Word of God? Which does more harm—potentially offending someone who rented a hotel room, or depriving another person of an avenue to truth that could rescue that individual from a very dark place and help save a life? I’ve heard personal accounts of people who were about to take their own lives only to find a Bible in a hotel room drawer and take it as a sign to keep on living.

I have a feeling that last sentence is complete and utter bullshit. I doubt McFarland has ever heard a "personal anecdote" from a potential suicide who was saved when he saw a bible in a hotel room.

As for his complaint about the lack of bibles in hotel rooms, if McFarland had only bothered to consult his own copy of the holy scriptures, he would know that the hotel owners are actually doing god's work when they refuse to make bibles available to their guests. 2 Corinthians 4:3-4 clearly states that if the bible is hidden then it is being hidden for a good reason - to ensure that unbelievers never get a chance to redeem themselves:
But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost: In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them. 2 Corinthians 4:3-4 (KJV)


Wednesday 14 December 2016

Rob Sherman (spokesman for American Atheists)

Rob Sherman, national spokesman for American Atheists, died in a plane crash on November 9th, 2016.

After reports of the accident were published on-line, the following comments were received:

  • may God bless him and his family.
  • Sherman had every chance to "get right with God" - and blew it. It's people like him that are responsible for the decline of America over the past half-century or so.
  • I believe he got what he deserved..he was nothing but a trouble maker like all these atheists are
  • Bet he isn't an atheist any longer. Just say'n.
  • wonder if he believes in God now !
  • Hopefully God has mercy on his soul- it would be terrifying to kneel before the one you set out to erase.
  • I dunno, but his last words were: "__________________"
  • "Heeeeeelp meeeee Jeeeesssuuuuss"
  • Falling out of the sky can make a man religious real fast.
  • LOL Exactly.
  • God laughed as this faithless soul perished
  • No loss
  • He certainly didn't have GOD guiding his flight. Oops


And these from the comments section of the Chicago Tribune:

  • Bet you his last words were "god help me"....
  • good riddence
  • Now he knows he was wrong all along. To bad it's to late for him.
  • There's not shame in being happy that he's gone.
  • God rest his soul. ....oh....wait......NVR MIND
  • He is in a much WARMER place.

And this one which has since been deleted:

  • Great news!!… this clown was one of the biggest losers ever… everything he did was done to get attention…. he was a failure in every thing he did and this fiery death proves it…… wonderful!!

I'm wondering if those comments were made by atheists or Christians? What do you think?




Tuesday 13 December 2016

The Twelve Apostles - And More!


This is a very long post. I don't expect anyone will ever read it, but I just wanted to get it onto the record.


What are the names of the twelve apostles? 

First we need to work out what is meant by the terms "disciple" and "apostle". Matthew, for example, seems to be unaware of any difference when he says "Jesus called his twelve disciples together" and in the very next sentence he adds "These are the names of the twelve apostles." He seems to be talking about the same twelve men. [Matthew 10:1-4

Luke, on the other hand, is well aware of the difference when he writes, "Jesus...called his disciples to him and chose twelve of them, whom he named apostles." [Luke 6:12-16]

But then we turn to the gospel of John and discover that the word "apostle" is never used. John always refers to the twelve "disciples", never the twelve "apostles". It was the disciples who witnessed the first miracle at the wedding in Cana. It was the disciples who ate the last supper with Jesus. It was the disciples to whom Jesus gave the miraculous catch of fish after his resurrection. If we read only the gospel of John, we wouldn't even know what an apostle was!

So here's how it works: Jesus had many followers called disciples and he chose twelve of them to be his assistants and they were known either as the "The Twelve", "The Disciples", or "The Apostles", depending on which gospel you are reading.



The bible mentions a large number of apostles including many who were selected by church members after Jesus had died. Men like Matthias, Paul and Barnabas for example. In this post we are considering only those apostles chosen by Jesus himself. The twelve apostles who became known as "The Twelve". Just one problem - there were fifteen of them!


Here’s a chart showing the names of the apostles as they appear in the New Testament:




These are the twelve commonly accepted apostles:
Simon/Peter
Andrew (son of Zebedee)
James (son of Zebedee)
John
Philip
Bartholomew
James (son of Alphaeus)
Judas Iscariot
Matthew
Thomas
Simon the Zealot
Thaddaeus.

But we are still left with:
  • Nathanael
  • Judas (the son of James)
  • Levi



Let's start with Nathanael --- at the Key Way website Wayne Blank says,
Bartholomew and Nathanael are recorded in the listings of the twelve apostles, but never together. In Matthew, Mark and Luke, Bartholomew is listed as one of the twelve, but Nathanael is not. Conversely, in John, Nathanael is listed, but Bartholomew is not. From that, many logically assume that Bartholomew and Nathanael were actually the same man who was known by two names. 
http://www.keyway.ca/htm2005/20051130.htm
He says "many logically assume" that Nathanael and Bartholomew are two names for the one man, and since I was keen to discover what sort of "logic" they were using, I turned to some of the online Bible Commentaries for information. I need hardly have bothered; they've got nothing (my comments in red):
Ellicott's Commentary for English Readers 
Nathanael is ... probably to be identified with the “Bartholomew” of the earlier Gospels. 
The key word is "probably" - so no evidence.
Benson Commentary 
Another was Nathanael ... Some, however, think he was the same with Bartholomew, one of the twelve. 
The key words are "Some, however, think" - so no evidence.
John Lightfoot's Commentary On The Gospels 
Nathanael (who seems to be the same with Bartholomew) 
The key words are "seems to be" - so no evidence
In the chart (above) I have colour coded the slots for Nathanael and Bartholomew so you can easily see what the Christian Apologists have done. Without a scrap of evidence to back them up, they have simply moved Nathanael's name from the bottom of the list, up to another slot which lies adjacent to Bartholomew's name on the chart and casually renamed him Nathanael Bartholomew.

Summary
The apologists think they have reduced the number of apostles by one, but they don't have any evidence for that claim; just wishful thinking (seems to be...some think...probably). In reality the count remains unchanged. We still have fifteen apostles listed in the New Testament.



Next we shall consider Judas, the son of James (who is called Judas, the brother of James, in some versions of the New Testament).

Some apologists say that the name "Judas" was tarnished by Judas Iscariot (who betrayed Jesus) and therefore Matthew and Mark tried to distance him from the betrayer by renaming him Thaddaeus.

Other apologists don't even bother with an explanation, they simply claim that Thaddaeus was actually Judas the son of James - and that's the end of that! Here's an example: 
The name Thaddaeus appears in the list of Apostles given in Matthew 10:3, between James, son of Alphaeus, and Simon the Zealot. In Mark 3:18, the name Thaddaeus appears, again, in the same placement. In Acts 1:13, however, a man named Judas, son of James, is listed below Simon. And in Luke 6:16, Judas (son of James), is listed again among the 12 Apostles, between Simon the Zealot and Judas Iscariot. In John 14:22, there is a reference to Judas (not Iscariot) who spoke to Jesus. The two names, however, never appear in the same book, lending credence to the belief that they both refer to the same person.
http://www.aboutbibleprophecy.com/p155.htm
"The two names ... never appear in the same book". How the hell does that "lend credence" to the claim that Judas and Thaddaeus were one and the same? 
And I thought this was rather cute:
The first Judas, son of James, was also called Thaddeus in the book of Mark. It was common for the disciples to have multiple names ... As a young boy I had two names: my real name and a nick name. Multiple names are common.
https://www.neverthirsty.org/bible-qa/qa-archives/
The apologist had a nickname as a child - so why couldn't Judas have been nicknamed Thaddaeus? Biblical scholarship at its finest.
In the chart (above) I have colour coded the slots for Thaddaeus and Judas so you can easily see what the Christian Apologists have done. Without a scrap of evidence to back them up, they have simply moved Judas' name from the bottom of the list, up to another slot which lies adjacent to Thaddaeus' name on the chart and casually renamed him Judas Thaddaeus.

Summary
The apologists think they have reduced the number of apostles by one, but they don't have any evidence; just wishful thinking. In reality the count remains unchanged. We still have fifteen apostles listed in the New Testament.



Now we come to Levi...

At first glance it seems that the apologists might be onto something. If we read the gospels in the order in which they appear in the New Testament, we get the following story:
In Matthew's gospel a man named Matthew is described as a tax collector (or publican in the King James Version) and when Jesus calls him, Matthew follows. Then Matthew prepares a meal for Jesus and his friends. The Pharisees complain about the number of tax collectors at the house (tax collectors were outcasts in those days) but Jesus reminds them that he is not there to save respectable people, he's trying to save sinners and outcasts. (Matthew 9:9-13)

Then, in the very next chapter of the same gospel, we find a list of the twelve apostles and right there in among them all, we can see "Matthew the tax collector". (Matthew 10:3)
Obviously this apostle named Matthew the tax collector in chapter ten, is the same Matthew who was called to follow Jesus in chapter nine.


The next gospel in the New Testament was written by Mark and we find him telling the same story about a tax collector who followed Jesus - but this time the tax collector is named Levi. Apart from that name change, however, it's exactly the same story as told earlier in the gospel of Matthew:
Levi is a tax collector (or publican in the King James Version) who is called to follow Jesus. After the call, Levi invites Jesus to share a meal with him. The Pharisees complain about all the tax collectors at the house but Jesus explains "I have come to call not the righteous but sinners." (Mark 2:13-17)

Then, in the very next chapter of the same gospel, we find a list of the twelve apostles but there is no one named Levi. There is, however, an apostle named Matthew. (Mark 3:18)
There are so many similarities in these stories that it seems obvious that they are about the same man. Both gospel writers know that the tax collector's name is Matthew but it seems that Mark also knows that his second name is Levi.

It is no surprise then, that we find almost every Christian on the planet happily agreeing that Matthew and Levi are two names for the one man and so the list of fifteen named apostles has been reduced by one - or has it?



We have been reading the various stories as they currently appear in the New Testament, but the whole thing takes on a completely different look, if we read the gospels in the order in which they were actually written.

Mark was written in 70AD

Ten years later, in 80AD, Matthew decided to write an updated version of Mark's gospel. Matthew copied most of Mark's gospel word-for-word but he did make small alterations from time time. Matthew also added a lot of extra detail which Mark had not included in his own gospel - the story of the birth of Jesus for example.

Ten years later still, in 90AD, Luke brought out a new edition of the same basic gospel. Like Matthew before him, Luke copied most of Mark's gospel word-for-word, but he made some minor alterations along the way. He also added a lot of extra detail that had not been included in either Mark's gospel, or Matthew's. Luke also made some changes to to story of the birth of Jesus. For example, whereas Matthew said that Jesus was born circa 6BC during the reign of King Herod, Luke said Jesus was born during the time of the census organised by Quirinius in 6AD.



So let us now put the gospels into the order in which they were written - Mark, Matthew, Luke - and see what happens to the story of Matthew and Levi:

First of all Mark tells us (in 70AD) that a tax collector named Levi was called to follow Jesus. Later, when Levi invited Jesus to share a meal, the Pharisees complained about the number of tax collectors in the house and Jesus explained "I have come to call not the righteous but sinners." (Mark 2:13-17)

In the very next chapter we find Mark's list of apostles, but Levi is not among them. Levi seems to have disappeared into thin air. His name appears once in chapter two and that's the last we see of him. His name is never mentioned again.

We do have Matthew's name appearing on Mark's list of apostles but notice that the reference contains only Matthew's name and no other details; no mention of Matthew being a tax collector, so there is no connection between Matthew and Levi.

Remember that this was decades before any of the other gospels were written, so there is no way that anyone could have had gained even the slightest hint that Matthew was a tax collector. Levi was the tax collector, but, in Mark's gospel, he was not connected to Matthew in any way at all.

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Next we have Matthew's gospel which was written about ten years after Mark's gospel first appeared. The author of this second gospel is copying Mark's gospel almost word-for-word and he notices the same thing that we just noticed - Levi is called to be an apostle in Mark's chapter two, but he is not listed as an apostle in chapter three!

And this is where we get our first hint that the gospels were not inspired by the Almighty God of Truth, but were written, instead, by people who were quite prepared to tell lies when it suited them to do so. In this case, the author of the second gospel casually deletes "Levi" from the story and replaces him with "Matthew". (see Matthew 9:9-13)

But the author of the gospel of Matthew didn't stop there. In the next chapter of his gospel, he dutifully copied down Mark's list of the twelve apostles but when he came to Matthew's name he compounded his original lie by adding the words "the tax collector".

For the last ten years the apostle Matthew had been nothing more than the apostle named "Matthew," but now, in this new gospel, the apostle Matthew has suddenly become "Matthew the tax collector".

This was brand new information that no Christian had ever heard before - which is not surprising since the author of the second gospel had only just made it up.

And he made it up so that the Matthew who replaced Levi in chapter nine could be more easily connected to the Matthew listed as an apostle in chapter ten. (They are both described as "tax collectors" so the connection seems obvious to the casual reader - just a shame that it is based on a lie and completely untrue.)

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Luke's gospel came ten years later in about 90AD. He was aware of the lies that had been included in the gospel of Matthew and decided not to repeat them in his own gospel.

Instead he took inspiration from Mark and copied that gospel almost word-for-word. So once again we have Levi the tax collector being called by Jesus and then disappearing into thin air; never to be heard from again!

And in Luke's list of apostles we find Matthew's name but there is no mention that he was a tax collector.

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Clearly there is no evidence to suggest that Levi was just another name for Matthew. In fact it would be impossible to connect the two names were it not for the blatant lies told by the author of the gospel of Matthew. And so the count remains unchanged - we still have fifteen named apostles in the New Testament; all of them vying to be included among The Twelve.



Tuesday 6 December 2016

Jesus Invented Math

According to the Family Renewal website, Israel Wayne is,

  • a homeschool graduate
  • father of nine
  • passionate about teaching others to defend the Christian faith
  • an author of five books
  • regular author in several publications
  • writes about homeschooling and Christian Apologetics
  • a popular conference speaker
  • desires to see God's people learn to think and live Biblically
  • a regular keynote speaker at events nationwide
 
Here is what he has to say about mathematics:
Jesus didn’t merely create everything (including math) from His wisdom (Psalm 104:24, Proverbs 3:19): He holds it together and sustains it with His power. If Jesus were to release His sustaining power, even for a moment, our universe would fly apart in chaos. The only reason math works is that Jesus created it from His mind of order and precision ... When we study mathematics, we get a glimpse of the glory and superior majesty of our loving and infinite Creator God. Anyone can teach that 2 + 4 = 6, but only a born-again Christian can accurately teach why. The existence of mathematics is one of the strongest evidences for the existence of God.

The sad thing is that mainstream Christians won't try to stop this sort of nonsense. Instead of warning others that Israel Wayne is a lying, cheating, charlatan, they will praise him instead - for the strength of his faith.


Thursday 1 December 2016

Shut-up Jesus. You're Talking Piffle.


Luke 14:12-14
New Revised Standard Version (NRSV)
“When you give a luncheon or a dinner, do not invite your friends or your brothers or your relatives or rich neighbors, in case they may invite you in return, and you would be repaid. But when you give a banquet, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, and the blind.  And you will be blessed, because they cannot repay you, for you will be repaid at the resurrection of the righteous.”

That's another bible rule more honoured in the breach than the observance. 

Are you a Christian? 
When was the last time you gave a banquet for the poor?
Did you even know that's what you're supposed to do?



Did you notice anything about that text? Jesus is not telling his followers to feed the poor and the crippled because it is a nice thing to do. He knows his audience well and understands that they wouldn't lift a finger to help anyone unless the price is right - so he offers them a bribe: feed the 'untermensch' today and I'll let you join me in Paradise when you die.