If you think atheists are idiots then I've got a story for you...
When
I woke up today, I went straight to the kitchen to make a cup of
coffee. It's usually an automatic procedure: Water in the jug; switch
jug on; sugar into cup; coffee into cup, etcetera, etcetera. Same thing
every day. But not this time. This time everything happened as
automatically as usual but with quite unexpected results. My coffee was
lumpy!
Apparently I had entered into 'zombie mode' and,
without even realising it, I had gone to the cupboard, selected a
sachet of cat food, opened it up, and squeezed the meat and gravy into
my coffee cup!
At which point I came-to and said to myself, "You're an idiot."
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