So Easily Fooled

I sometimes tell Christians that I disagree with the bible because it advocates violence with war mongering statements like this:

Beat your plowshares into swords, and your pruning hooks into spears 

"No, no," says the Christian. "You've got it all backwards. The bible actually says the exact opposite."

 Beat your swords into plowshares, and your spears into pruning hooks 

That's when I point them to Joel 3:10.

The look of bewilderment on their face is pretty to watch.