Friday, 15 May 2015

Do You Remember The Ebola Scare Campaign ?

In 2014, in Liberia, there was an outbreak of the disease caused by the Ebola virus and some of the victims came to America for treatment. Well the fundamentalist Christians and ratbag Right-Wingers went berserk!

Rand Paul said the US Government was lying about how contagious Ebola was and warned that we could be in store for a global pandemic. He reminded us that 25 million people died of plague 600 years ago and 21 million died of Spanish Flu in 1918.

Ted Cruz wanted the US Government to ban all air travel from Africa to America.

Bill O'Reilly also called for travel bans.

Marc Thiessen said Muslim terrorists were getting themselves deliberately infected and were on their way to America where they intended to blow themselves up, thus spreading the disease as their body parts splattered all over the countryside.

Larry Klayman agreed that infected terrorists were sneaking into America in order to create a massive epidemic. He even filed a lawsuit claiming that president Obama wanted to help the terrorists achieve their aim.

Laurie Roth said the terrorists were already here. He said they came at president Obama's invitation because he wanted an excuse to force all Americans to get vaccinated.

Tucker Carlson called for an air travel ban because he doubted the Ebola outbreak would be controlled. He said it may well go for ever.

Phyllis Schlafly said president Obama was “letting these diseased people into this country to infect our own people.” 

Joseph Farrar agreed - and the reason? Because Obama is evil.

Glenn Beck said Ebola is “literally going to be the death of all of us.”

John Hagee said that Ebola was god's judgement on America.

Steve Stockman said president Obama was deliberately letting the Ebola virus into the country so he could seize total control and declare himself as dictator.

Michael Savage also said that Obama was deliberately letting the Ebola virus into the USA, but for a different reason; because Obama wanted Americans to know what it felt like to live in a third world country.

Rick Wiles first hailed the Ebola virus as a good thing because he thought it would frighten atheists, homosexuals, and abortionists to the point where they would become Christians. Then he heard his peers treating the Ebola outbreak as something terrible and so he quickly changed tack. He said that president Obama was using Ebola to kill Christians and consign the survivors into slavery. Once he'd done that, the president intended to shut down all the churches and imprison anyone who tried to stop him from taking over the whole country.

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The Ebola scare in America was over within a few weeks and the outbreak in Liberia was over within a few months. Liberia is now completely free of the Ebola virus; completely free!


Here's the sad part

Tens of millions of Americans have already forgotten about Ebola and they have certainly forgotten the idiotic forecasts about the disease made by their preachers and politicians.

But deep down, in the back of their minds, they feel that they only just avoided a calamity.

They're not quite sure what it was but they vaguely recall that it was only the vigilance of their right wing Christian leaders that saved them from almost certain death (so let's vote Republican at the next election). Dickheads!



Tuesday, 12 May 2015

Demon Hunters Always Resort To Violence

A woman was effectively beaten to death with sticks by a religious team trying to exorcise demons from her body.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-beaten-death

Have you ever heard of an exorcist being kind and gentle as they perform their idiotic rituals? Have you ever heard of a religious fanatic trying to exorcise demons with a soothing massage? No, of course you haven't! The exorcists always (yes always) bash the shit out of their victims!

Why is that?

Well exorcists aren't actually trying to remove demon's from the victim's body. Most of them don't even believe that demons exist. They are nothing more than sadists who use religion to hide their perversion. 

If they set up shop in the high street and beat the shit out of anyone who came in through the front door they would be arrested and put in jail. But if they belong to a religion they can advertise themselves as exorcists and torture their victims to death while the rest of the congregation sits outside the door and prays for god's assistance. Idiots!




Monday, 11 May 2015

Reality TV

Have you ever seen one of those reality TV shows where the owners of a house are sent away for a holiday while a renovation team move in to give the house a makeover?

Have you ever seen the moment when the owner returns home? The TV crew are already inside the house with the camera trained on the front door, waiting until the big moment arrives. Then, at last, the door cracks open and there is the homeowner on the doorstep; eyes wide open in stunned surprise and a huge smile spreading across their face as they say, "Oh......My......God!"

Have you ever wondered what the hell they are gasping about? They're still on the doorstep. The door isn't even properly open. They haven't seen anything yet!

Surely they're not following a director's instructions are they? It's all spontaneous and unrehearsed isn't it? It's not all a fraud is it?

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I've never watched a TV reality show, but I have seen the trailers for heaps of them over the last ten or twenty years: home makeovers, cooking shows, getting-a-new-job programs, talent contests, getting-dropped-on-a-desert-island shows, and all sorts of other stuff that I can't bring to mind just at the moment.

Tell me something. Why do the contestants always cry? I don't think there has ever been a reality TV trailer I have ever seen where at least one person doesn't cry.

Where do all these lachrymose contestants come from? Surely they're not following a director's instructions are they? It's all spontaneous and unrehearsed isn't it? It's not all a fraud is it?

Have they ever had a cooking contestant crying over spilt milk? I've seen them crying over burnt toast.



Sunday, 10 May 2015

Are You Smarter Than An Astrophysicist ?

Ben Seewald is a Christian married to Jessa Duggar who belongs to a family featured on a TV show called 19 Kids And Counting  

Dr Jason Lisle graduated summa cum laude from Ohio Wesleyan University where he double-majored in physics and astronomy and minored in mathematics. He earned a master's degree and a Ph.D. in astrophysics at the University of Colorado. Dr. Lisle specialized in solar astrophysics and has made a number of scientific discoveries regarding the solar photosphere and has contributed to the field of general relativity." He currently works with other Christian fundamentalists at the Institute for Creation Research.

On May 7th, 2015, Jessa uploaded to You Tube, a video in which her husband, Ben Seewald, interviews Dr Jason Lisle about the existence of god. In her description of the video Jessa wrote: Ben poses this question and Dr. Jason Lisle gives a profound answer!


Transcript below
Original video here:



About the transcript:
It should be pointed out that it is not always easy to get our thoughts in order during an informal discussion and there will be many occasions when we use a lot of umms and ahhs to give us thinking time while we search for the correct word to use. At other times we will start a sentence only to have another idea pop into our head - and that sets us off in another direction so that later, when the sentence is transcribed, it looks rather convoluted and sometimes a bit silly. 

For those reasons I have deleted most of the umms and ahhs, and tidied up a couple of the more convoluted sentences so they are easier to read, but the context hasn't been altered in any way. 

On the other hand some of the sentences are so convoluted that I left them as they are in the video for fear that my 'corrections' would alter the speaker's intent.


So here's the transcript:
(My comments in red.)

Seewald: Hi, I'm here with Dr Jason Lisle at the Institute for Creation Research and so, Dr Lisle, I want to come across as an atheist, alright? Or somebody that really is skeptical of god, alright? So one question that we might get a lot is 'How can you prove to me god really exists?' I mean we got all this science over here, and stuff, but, you know, does god really exist? Where's the evidence? Where's the proof? 
Remember that question: How can you prove prove to me god really exists?

Dr Lisle: In a way its like a fish asking for evidence for the existence of water. It's something that's all around that he couldn't exist without - not that god is the universe or anything like that, I'm not a pantheist - but nonetheless, the evidence for god is ubiquitous, it's everywhere.
You'll often hear uneducated teenage Christians offering this kind of 'proof' for god's existence: "If you want to see god just look at a sunset," or "You can see god in a baby's smile."
You would, however, expect something a bit more substantial from an astrophysicist, but that, nevertheless, is how he begins the discussion!
One thing is for certain: the question has not been satisfactorily answered at this stage.

In fact Romans 1 tells us that god has revealed himself to everyone and what that means is there really is no such thing as an atheist. There are those who profess to be atheists but in their heart of hearts they know there is a god because god has revealed himself to everyone. He's hard-wired us to know he exists. He's hard-wired us in such a way that when we look into the universe we immediately recognise it is the handi-work of god, and not just a god - THE god.
Three things:
(1) The atheist is asking for proof that the god described in Romans 1 exists  - and the astrophysicist says the proof for that god's existence can be found in Romans 1. That's a circular argument and not worth a pinch of shit.
(2) The astrophysicist is calling the atheist a liar. The atheist says "I don't believe in god," and the astrophysicist says, "Yes you do." 
(3) The astrophysicist says we know "in our hearts" that God exists while Psalm 14:1 "The fool says in his heart, there is no God."  Which is it?

We recognise god and so I don't really have to give new evidence to a professing atheist. All I have to do is to expose his suppressed knowledge of god because, you see, in Romans 1 again, it tells us that the reason that unbelievers profess that they, you know, that they say there is no god, etcetera, etcetera, it's not because they don't know, it's because they are suppressing the truth in unrighteousness, the bible says. 
Same problems:
(1) The astrophysicist says the proof that the god described in Romans 1 exists, is the claim made in Romans 1 that god exists! 
(2) And this time, not only is the astrophysicist calling the atheist a liar, he is also saying that the atheist is an 'unrighteous' liar.

They know god but they are holding down that knowledge of god, even from themselves, and sometimes they're partially successful in convincing themselves that they don't believe in god. So what I would do is I would point out that the way they behave and the knowledge that they have shows that in their heart of hearts they really do know god and they really do believe in god - in their heart of hearts.
Still not a skerrick of proof for god's existence but, for the third time, the astrophysicist calls the atheist a liar.

One example of this would be morality. I would point out that my secular friend who says "Ooh, there is no such thing as god," nonetheless he believes in right and wrong. 
Remember that Seewald introduced an hypothetical atheist who asked for proof that god exists? Well no proof has been forthcoming and now the astrophysicist is moving the goal posts. He is trying to avoid the burden of proof by changing the atheist's question into a statement of fact. He is now claiming that the atheist has categorically declared "there is no such thing as god." In fact the hypothetical atheist made no such claim. The hypothetical atheist asked a simple question and is still waiting for an answer.  
But the astrophysicist doesn't have an answer so he casually changes the question into a completely different statement of fact - and he does so because it allows him to avoid his responsibilities and to shift the burden of proof onto the atheist.  

He believes that some actions are morally commendable and others are morally despicable - but how would that be if there's no god?
In this sentence (and the one before) the astrophysicist is saying that all morality comes from god and therefore, if the atheist claims to be a moral person then he is simultaneously admitting that god exists.
But wait. The astrophysicist still hasn't proved that god exists so he cannot claim that morality comes from god. He must first prove god's existence, and only after he has done so, can we go on to discuss the source of our morality.

If the universe is just chance and our bodies are just the result of evolution we're just basically a chemical accident!
Here the astrophysicist takes 150 years of scientific endeavor and casually tosses it aside as a complete waste of time and effort. He implies, also, that scientists are claiming that evolution is the result of chance events and chemical accidents! That is simply not true.
The important thing to notice though, in the context of this discussion, is that the astrophysicist is actually trying to muddy the water. He is introducing the subject of evolution in the hope that we will forget that he has not yet answered the original question and proved that god exists. We won't fall for that trick. We will insist that question be answered.  

Well what one chemical accident does to another is morally irrelevant. I mean when baking soda and vinegar react and they fizz up, that's just what they do. You don't get mad at the baking soda, you know: "Bad baking soda you shouldn't have fizzed up like that." It's just chemistry doing what chemistry does.
In the first sentence in this section, the astrophysicist is still trying to denigrate atheists with the implication that they have no morals. He's being subtle, but that's what he is doing.
He is also implying that atheists behave like spoiled children; they get mad when people talk about god; they get mad when baking soda fizzes up; they get mad about anything and everything - there's just no reasoning with them.
But take particular notice: still no proof that god exists.

And so the fact that people get upset when someone violates a moral code, it shows that in their heart of hearts they do know that there is a god who has set rules for us; the rules that are the same for all of us because we're all made in his image.
No, the atheists are not saying they know god exists, they are saying they DO NOT believe god exists (and would the astrophysicist please produce his proof for god's existence).

We all answer to god. God will hold us accountable for our actions.
Here the astrophysicist is assuming the very thing he is trying to prove. He still hasn't proved that god exists, but now he is saying  that god does exist and we will be in trouble if we do not recognize that fact.

Morality makes sense in the Christian world view. It does not make sense in the atheistic world view.
That's another topic for another day. Right now we are still waiting for proof that god exists.

You know one of the objections of course, that sometimes atheists will give is: they will say, "Well if god exists why is there all this evil in the world?"
Again, another topic for another day. Let's see the proof for god's existence before we talk about the problem of evil.

I would point out that if god doesn't exist there is no such thing as evil and so the fact that there is evil in the world is actually proof of the existence of god - because nothing would be morally right or wrong apart from a god who has set standards for behaviour for all of us (and one who will hold us accountable for our actions).
An interesting set of claims with not a skerrick of evidence to support them.

In an atheistic world view right and wrong is nothing more than personal opinions. Like when you say, "I don't like anchovies on pizza," that has the same moral value as "murder is wrong" to an atheist. Those are the same kind of statements: It may displease you but that's all you can say.
Complete and utter bullshit. It is hard to believe that an educated astrophysicist could stoop so low in his efforts to denigrate atheists.

And so morality is one example of many that I could pick that shows that even the atheist in his heart of hearts does know the biblical god. 
And now he's gone back to his opening remarks and declared that atheists are liars.
(Still no proof for god's existence though.)

Seewald: So even when they're presenting that question they're operating on a theistic world view almost presupposing that god does exist in order to ask this question: if god exists then why is there evil in the world? 
We have already noted that it was the astrophysicist, not the atheist, who assumed the very thing he was trying to prove (that god exists) and now Seewald casually ignores the fact and says it is the atheists who are making the assumptions!
No, the hypothetical atheist (introduced by Seewald himself remember) has made only one request - prove to me that god exists - and so far there has been no answer.

Dr Lisle: That's exactly right - the way Van Til put it (and Bahnsen following after him): The atheist is like a little child sitting in his father's lap, slapping his father and spitting on him and insulting him and so on. He's only able to do it because his father is supporting him.
Holy crap. This is getting ridiculous!

And the atheists are like that. They're using god's laws of logic. They're using a sense of morality that god gave them in order to argue against the very god who makes such things possible.
Here we go again. The astrophysicist is once again assuming the very thing he is trying to prove!
There is no way he can refer to god's logic and god's morality until he has actually proved god's existence - and he certainly hasn't done that.

Seewald: Wow, absolutely amazing.
Yeah, "amazing" is definitely the word that describes this discussion.

I've gotten to listen to the great debate - Dr Bahnsen versus Dr Gordon Stein - that happened several years ago [30 years ago actually, in 1985] and that was really interesting. I had to listen to it a few times because, you know, they're you know, pretty smart. So I had to look up some of those big words but that was really interesting how, really, every time Dr Stein would point out, you know, "Well religion is the cause of all this evil in the world," and different things like that, Dr Bahnsen would say, "Hold on, hold on, is there really evil in your world view? You're just presupposing that god exists. You're borrowing from my world view in order to combat my world view." And so yeah, it kinda really gets to the root of the matter.
And instantly, just seconds after the astrophysicist has committed the logical error of assuming what he is trying to prove, Seewald casually turns it all backwards and declares that the atheists are presupposing that god exists!

And I know there is a lot of also scientific evidence - we are at the Institute of Creation Research and there is a lot of really --- all science just points to the validation of the Genesis account and so ah, check it out...
Ah, thanks for the suggestion, but I don't think I'll bother.
End of transcript



And now to answer the question in the title of this post:
Yes, it is very likely that you are smarter than an astrophysicist (when that astrophysicist is Dr Jason Lisle).



Saturday, 9 May 2015

This Made Me Laugh

Read the word salad below and see if you can figure out what it means.
We are never separated from our core self. One’s pure self. We know it well. And innately we truly know where to go to discover the changes we need. The discovery is in the connection. And holiness is our birthright. The Universe runs all existence and the same energy of life-source streams and animates all. It is in the return to this knowing, in learning the guidelines, and in seeing ones circumstances for what they allow that creates miraculous transformations.
Does it come from a Christian, a Hindu, a Buddhist, an Amway distributor, a faith healer, some other New Ager, or a Scientist?

Answer: A faith healer named Adam Miller.
Link to archived copy (actual site temporarily closed)
(More about this link at the bottom of this post)


But this is the bit that made me laugh:


http://web.archive.org/web/20130116130923/


Two days after posting this article I went back to the link (at the top of this post) and discovered that the text has been deleted. I thought the archived copies would last a bit longer than that. Anyway, I just thought I'd just let you know what happened.




Friday, 8 May 2015

Be Sure Your Sins Will Find You Out

Andrew Chan and Myuran Sukumaran were a couple of Australian criminals who organized their idiot workmates to smuggle drugs from Bali.

Sukruman was the money-man who paid for the drugs and Chan pretended to be the tough guy. He strutted around telling his workmates that if they refused to join the smuggling ring he would kill their families. His idiot workmates believed him and decided to go along with the plan.

Meanwhile, Australian Federal Police were onto the gang and secretly watching every move. They waited until the idiots were loaded up with drugs and then gave all the information to the Indonesian police who arrested them at the airport in 2005.

Tough guy Chan was already sitting on the airplane and thought he was safe because he wasn't carrying any drugs - he let his idiot mules do the dangerous work for him - but he was arrested along with Sukumaran and seven others and they have been in jail ever since.

A few days ago Chan and Sukumaran were executed by firing squad.

Today Chan's family held a memorial service and begged people to remember him as a gentle young man who had turned his life around and become a born again Christian.

The death penalty may seems harsh - but he wasn't executed for being a gentle young man who had accepted Jesus as his saviour. He was executed for being a drug dealing stand-over-man who threatened to kill anyone who annoyed him or refused to obey his orders.


A man reaps what he sows. (Galatians 6:7)




Saturday, 2 May 2015

Rockabilly Dynamite

I just ordered a huge collection of 1950s rockabilly songs
in a boxed set called
Rockabilly Dynamite.

40 CDs
653 artists
1,000 songs

$101.19 including postage

Here's one of the songs

Knock Knock Rattle by Rex Allen