Always Look On The Bright Side

A ceiling collapse at a New Jersey church sent worshippers running for the exits on Easter Sunday.

Fourteen people were treated at local hospitals following the incident at the Korean Union United Methodist Church at 446 West Grand Ave. in Rahway.

“Nobody was killed, so, maybe being on Easter Sunday we got a little help from God on this one,” said Police Chief John Rodger.

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/04/05/

As usual with stories of this type, all you have to do is forget the pain and suffering of the fourteen victims who will probably go broke this week paying the doctors' bills, and bingo - just like the police chief said - an Easter miracle!

Just once I'd like to hear a Christian say, "It was totally unfair of God to dong us on the head like that when we were already in church and praising his name."

Stewart Lee Used To Be An Atheist

Religion On Show For All To See

Science is not going to change its commitment to the truth. 

We can only hope religion changes its commitment to nonsense. 

(Victor Stenger)

It Will Only Get Worse

In the newest edition of its monthly English-language magazine, the Islamic State terrorist group attempts to justify the use of child executioners in two of its publicized execution videos by stating that coercing children to commit murder is consistent with Muhammad's teachings and the muslim way of life.

According to Radio Free Europe, the eighth edition of ISIS' Dabiq magazine contains an article titled "The Lions of Tomorrow," which praises two children who carried out videoed executions of alleged "spies." One of the boys was seen shooting dead two alleged "Russian spies" in a video released in January, while the other boy was featured in a video released in early March that showed him killing an alleged "Israeli spy."

Although many in the West were stunned or appalled to see the militant group using children who looked no older than 12 to ruthlessly commit heinous executions, the article justifies using children to carry out their acts of terror by declaring that the practice is part of the "Sunnah," or the Muslim way of life based on Muhammad's teachings and interpretations of the Quran.
http://www.christianpost.com/news/

It will only get worse. The religion of peace has become the religion of terrorism. The moderate Muslims claim that they abhor the violence and are doing all they can to stop it - but watch the videos of the public executions in the town square.

You'll see ten or twenty uniformed terrorists with their guns, three or four child executioners getting their first taste of blood, and thousands of moderate Muslims in street clothes, pushing and shoving each other to get a better view, and cheering madly as each life is extinguished.

This is the highlight of their day and they are eagerly looking forward to more of the same. This, they tell each other, is Islam at its finest.

This, they say, is how it should be. Infidels should be killed, Christians should be killed, homosexuals should be killed, Americans should be killed, intellectuals should be killed, liberals should be killed, Jews should be killed, everyone except the Muslims should be killed. Then the world will be a better place. Long live the caliphate!

The moderate Muslims pretend innocence, but they secretly like the idea of world domination. They may not get it but they will happily watch you die while their terrorist brothers try to achieve it for them.

Jesus - Missing In Action These Last 2,000 Years

It's Good Friday and Christians around the world are performing their "Stations of the Cross" ritual which requires them to stop and pray in front of pictures depicting the events of the day when Jesus was crucified.

But the ritual always leaves out the most exciting part. Do you remember it? The appearance of the walking dead? Matthew 27:52-53 has all the details: 

52 The tombs broke open. The bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life.
53 They came out of the tombs after Jesus’ resurrection and went into the holy city and appeared to many people.

I've often wondered why such an interesting event is so rarely mentioned during the Good Friday service and I think I've figured it out. I think it's because modern Christians no longer believe in mass resurrections. They're quite OK with single resurrections like:

- The daughter of Jairus. [Mark 5:21-43]
- The Young Man from Nain. [Luke 7:11-17]
- The Raising of Lazarus. [John 11:1-44]
- And Jesus of course

But the idea of mass resurrections with zombies roaming free on the city streets, well that is too much for most 21st century Christians to swallow - so the preachers go out of their way to keep that nonsensical story well hidden.

By the way, don't mention any of those resurrections that came before Jesus - because that information completely fucks up Acts 26:23

[It's a funny old religion, isn't it?]

A Child's Prayer #7

How Christians Behave When Nobody Is Looking

This is the public face of Christianity. 

This is how they want the general public to see them.

All cute and cuddly, and very nice to know.

Original video here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPMA5I3-0Jw

This is how they carry on when they think nobody else is looking.

When they are at an invitation only prayer breakfast.

Link to the original news report:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/duck-dynasty-star-fantasizes