Sunday 24 July 2016

Chris Froome Wins Chemical Comparison Test

It was announced yesterday that Chris Froome won the famous French Chemical Comparison Test (aka the Tour De France).

No riders were ejected from the tour for failing drug tests this year, but that doesn't mean they weren't taking drugs, it just means they were also using additional masking drugs that fucked up the readings taken by the official drug testers.

For some strange reason the bike racers are still regarded as athletes even though terms like 'guinea pig' and 'laboratory rat' would be more appropriate.




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