Saturday 19 September 2015

A Question For Proper Christians

This question is for proper Christians only. 

It's not for members of ratbag cults who live in secret compounds where children are taught that creationism is true and all science is wrong.

It's not for members of the Catholic Church who put their children in care of pedophile priests - and when the priests are caught fucking their children the bishop sends those rapist priests on a trip to a South American country where they can avoid the prying eyes of the law. [OK, the sex abuse problem still exists but at least the victims are brown now, instead of white - so that's a start.]
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It's not for members of the Jehovah Witnesses who know that a simple trip to the doctor will save their ill child, but instead they just sit and watch while the child dies in screaming agony with nothing more than a damp cloth on the forehead to ease the pain. And then they have the cheek to strut into Kingdom Hall under the admiring gaze of their peers as if they are the brave little soldiers in the army of the Lord. [Shame about the kid but hey, collateral damage, what can you do?]

No, this question is for proper Christians only. Middle of the road Christians. Salt of the earth Christians. Christians who have never read the bible and never intend to read it but still think they know everything that's in it. They know about John 3:16 of course, because they've seen that during live telecasts of sports events, but their biblical knowledge does not get far beyond that point. Most of the time they are just guessing. They assume that Jesus probably agrees with nearly everything they agree with and he disagrees with nearly everything they disagree with - which proves that they really are proper Christians after all.

So here's the question: If you have such a casual attitude toward your religion. If your knowledge of Christianity is so mediocre, so pathetic, then why in hell do you bother to accept the bits that make you look like an idiot. Surely it is enough that Jesus' dad is the Lord and Master of the Universe, but no; you want his mum to be a virgin as well! You're not satisfied with a Jesus who can quell a storm, you want him walking on water while he's doing it! You're not content with a Jesus that came back from dead and walked around Jerusalem, you also want graves opening up and rotting corpses climbing out of their graves and joining old JC in his perambulations!

So why do you do that? You know fuck all about your religion. You just make stuff up about it whenever it suits you, but for some reason you latch onto all the really weird stories and accept them as true.

Why?

As long as you keep chucking money at the preacher he is going to tell everyone that you are truly a godly person - no matter how little you know about your religion. So I ask again. Why?

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Pedophile Catholic Priest, Father Jan Van Dael, was sent to Brazil after he was caught fucking children in Belgium but the church allowed him to still work with children. Here he is down a back alley playing with the hair of one of his potential victims. Do you think his intentions are honorable? Are you worried about what might have happened to the boy since this picture was taken? Well there's a sure sign that you will never be a real Catholic. Real Catholics forgive their priests every sin - and as long he's fucking only brown kids in Brazil (not blue eyed blondes in Belgium) well then it's really hard for a Catholic to see what the fuss is all about.






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