Friday 12 June 2015

It's In The Book (Or Maybe Not)

Christians love telling each other how sinful they are. If everybody is talking about their favorite foods a Christian will try to kill the mood by pointing out that, "Man does not live by bread alone." (Matthew 4:4) And if everybody is eagerly talking about their retirement plans, a killjoy Christian will say, "There's nothing in the Bible that talks about retirement." 

That's what Greg Gianforte told his audience during a speech at the Montana Bible College in February 2015:
There's nothing in the Bible that talks about retirement. And yet it's been an accepted concept in our culture today. Nowhere does it say, 'Well, he was a good and faithful servant, so he went to the beach.' It doesn't say that anywhere ... The example I think of is Noah. How old was Noah when he built the ark? 600. He wasn't like, cashing Social Security checks, he wasn't hanging out, he was working. Right? So, I think we have an obligation to work. Now the role we have in work may change over time, but the concept of retirement is not biblical.

But how come the Christian always manages to find a biblical text that fits so neatly into the conversation? Well some of the sayings are so well-known they have become cliches, but oftentimes the Christians will just make something up!

They don't give a damn about whether or not the bible says such a thing as long as they score a debating point. And they do so, safe in the knowledge that no other Christian is going to haul out a bible and start looking for the alleged text.

So when I heard Greg Gianforte saying that retirement is not mentioned in the bible, I decided not to take his word for it. Instead I went to an on-line concordance; typed-in "retire", and up popped this result:



Proof once again that accusing a Christian of "telling lies for Jesus" is not an insult but a statement of fact.

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In the days before the Internet I had several popular versions of the bible and their Concordances as well. In all my life I never met a Christian who had one. In fact, I never came across a Christian who even knew what a Concordance was! (Priests and parsons knew of course, but I'm talking about ordinary parishioners.)



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