God decided to take a holiday but he couldn't figure out where to go.
"Maybe you could try the Andromeda Galaxy?" suggested one of the angels.
"Too far away," said god.
"I hear the Orion Nebula is nice at this time of year," said another angel.
"A bit too dusty for my liking," god replied.
"What about planet Earth?" suggested yet another angel.
"Hell no," said god. "I'm never going back there again. I was down there about 2,000 years and slept with some woman named Mary - and they're still talking about it!"
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