I saw this picture of Joel Osteen's megachurch and imagined what an old-fashioned "call and response" sermon might sound like in this monument to greed and gluttony.
Jesus walked on water.
"Amen brother."
Jesus changed water into wine.
"Amen brother."
Jesus cured a man possessed of demons.
"Amen brother."
Lazarus rose from the dead.
"Amen brother."
"Sell all you have and give to the poor."
"Come on brother! Now you're just being silly."
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