In 2014, in Liberia, there was an outbreak of the disease caused by the Ebola virus and some of the victims came to America for treatment. Well the fundamentalist Christians and ratbag Right-Wingers went berserk!
Rand Paul said the US Government was lying about how contagious Ebola was and warned that we could be in store for a
global pandemic. He reminded us that 25 million people died of plague 600 years ago and 21 million died of Spanish Flu in 1918.
Ted Cruz wanted the US Government to ban all air travel from Africa to America.
Bill O'Reilly also called for travel bans.
Marc Thiessen said Muslim terrorists were getting themselves deliberately infected and were on their way to America where they intended to blow themselves up, thus spreading the disease as their body parts splattered all over the countryside.
Larry Klayman agreed that infected terrorists were sneaking into America in order to create a massive epidemic. He even filed a lawsuit claiming that president Obama wanted to help the terrorists achieve their aim.
Laurie Roth said the terrorists were already here. He said they came at president Obama's invitation because he wanted an excuse to force all Americans to get vaccinated.
Tucker Carlson called for an air travel ban because he doubted the Ebola outbreak would be controlled. He said it may well go for ever.
Phyllis Schlafly said president Obama was “letting these diseased people into this country to infect our own people.”
Joseph Farrar agreed - and the reason? Because Obama is evil.
Glenn Beck said Ebola is “literally going to be the death of all of us.”
John Hagee said that Ebola was god's judgement on America.
Steve Stockman said president Obama was deliberately letting the Ebola virus into the country so he could seize total control and declare himself as dictator.
Michael Savage also said that Obama was deliberately letting the Ebola virus into the USA, but for a different reason; because Obama wanted Americans to know what it felt like to live in a third world country.
Rick Wiles first hailed the Ebola virus as a good thing because he thought it would frighten atheists, homosexuals, and abortionists to the point where they would become Christians. Then he heard his peers treating the Ebola outbreak as something terrible and so he quickly changed tack. He said that president Obama was using Ebola to kill Christians and consign the survivors into slavery. Once he'd done that, the president intended to shut down all the churches and imprison anyone who tried to stop him from taking over the whole country.
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The Ebola scare in America was over within a few weeks and the outbreak in Liberia was over within a few months. Liberia is now completely free of the Ebola virus; completely free!
Here's the sad part
Tens of millions of Americans have already forgotten about Ebola and they have certainly forgotten the idiotic forecasts about the disease made by their preachers and politicians.
But deep down, in the back of their minds, they feel that they only just avoided a calamity.
They're not quite sure what it was but they vaguely recall that it was only the vigilance of their right wing Christian leaders that saved them from almost certain death (so let's vote Republican at the next election). Dickheads!
But deep down, in the back of their minds, they feel that they only just avoided a calamity.
They're not quite sure what it was but they vaguely recall that it was only the vigilance of their right wing Christian leaders that saved them from almost certain death (so let's vote Republican at the next election). Dickheads!
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