Christians in America love to pretend that they are the oppressed minority and that atheists are determined to stop them from celebrating Christmas in December each year. In fact the true believers even have a name for their paranoid silliness. They call it "The War on Christmas".
So the other day a group of Christians formed themselves into a "flash mob" and went down to the Rivertown Mall in Grandville, Michigan to sing "Amazing Grace".
Charisma News reporter, Jen Thompson, must have written her story in advance, however, because it bore no resemblance to what actually happened. She was apparently expecting atheists to complain to the mall management who would then be forced to send in their security officers to stop the Christian flash mob from singing the song. That didn't happen, but Jen Thompson went ahead and published her piece anyway.
She implied that atheists had tried to stop the performance (they didn't) and her headline read:
Atheists Couldn't Stop This Flash Mob
Then she quoted Ray Comfort who said:
The singing at the Rivertown Mall was video-taped, and it brought tears to my eyes. In the clip you can see people holding the tracts as they sing, and at the beginning security guards are walking through the crowd not knowing who to stop.
Comfort also said that his fellow Americans are "tired of whining atheists" and his flash mob was designed to "bring a bit of joy to the nation."
Luckily the whole thing was captured on video, so take a look at it now and watch out for those protesting atheists. Listen closely for all the whining. Keep an eye out for the angry crowd as it turns against the poor oppressed Christians. Look for the security men trying to stop them.
You will search in vain because none of those things happened. The whole story is just another example of Christians lying for Jesus. Here's the video:
As it happens, this is probably one of the most pathetic flash mobs I have ever seen. They all turned up long before the performance started and then stood around the balcony railing giving everyone advance warning that something was about to happen. Then, at the end, they remained where they were and applauded themselves! Even worse their performance was totally uncoordinated. Most of them didn't know the words and those that did know the words couldn't keep time with the music!
Here's what a proper flash mob looks like. They arrive out of nowhere, put on a spectacular performance, and then disappear as quickly as they arrived.
Here's another one:
Now go back and look at the miserable effort from the Christians at Rivertown. Compared to a real flash mob, their performance is just pathetic.
Flash Mob with Lyrics
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