Another Catholic Priest Comes A Gutser

Solomon Bandiho - Catholic Priest
Holy Cross Catholic Church
1244 South Power Road
Mesa, Arizona 85206

Solomon Bandiho is a priest at the Holy Cross Catholic Church in Mesa, Arizona. He seems to be at the bottom of the pecking order and his fellow priests have saddled him with the task of begging the parishioners for more money. In his last begging letter a few weeks ago he start off all poetic:

Dear Parishioners,
As summer turns to fall, nature reminds us of the generosity and provision of God with the splendor of changing colors and the bountiful harvest reaped from gardens and fields. 

But then he got down to the serious business of shaming members of the flock who hadn't been quite as generous he wanted them to be: 

We have approximately 4,000 registered families, yet records show that only about 1,600 families make any kind of regular monetary contribution.

First he challenged the non-payers to shape up or ship out:

A challenge! While the Bible teaches us to give sacrificially, allow me to make the following specific challenges: For the 2400 families that we have no record of any contributions, kindly think of contributing to support the parish by using either envelopes, electronic or credit cards. 

Then he tackled the people who were already handing over their cash; demanding that they should increase their donations:

For those 1600 families that are donating currently, when was the last time you increased your weekly donation? Will you give more? I challenge you to increase your weekly donation by a sacrificial amount!

And being a Catholic priest, he couldn't resist paying special attention to the kiddies:

Parents, are you teaching your children to give a certain percentage of their allowance to the parish? For those who can, begin using automatic contributions from your credit card / bank accounts. This way of giving is safe and convenient. But if electronic and credit card giving is not an option, please make sure that you contribute regularly through envelopes, whether you attend or not.

 http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/

(See edit below for an update about this link)

Then, having convinced the children to give him their money, he decided it would be nice if they would give him their bodies as well. He got onto the internet and organised a sexual encounter with a sixteen year old girl; offering her $60 if she let him fuck her. The girl agreed and soon the Catholic priest was knocking on her front door - only to discover it was a police sting operation and the cops were already there waiting for him.

Oh boy, what a performance! He kicked and screamed and became so violent that he had to be tased before the police could get him under control.

This is his mugshot after the arrest. He doesn't look quite as happy as he did in the photo when he was writing his begging letter.

All the details here:
http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/mesa/2014/12/12

Edit: Since writing this story the Catholic Church has removed all traces of Solomon Bandiho from its website and the webcache link (above) no longer points to Bandiho's begging letter so I've added the following screenshot of the original page.