God wanted to go on a holiday but couldn't decide where to go.
"What about the Andromeda Galaxy," suggested one of the angels.
"Too crowded," God answered.
"Maybe one of the quasars at the edge of the universe," said St Peter.
"Too far away," replied God.
"How about planet earth," suggested another angel. "It's rather nice down there at this time of year."
"Hell no!" said God, "I'm never going back there again. I was down there about 2,000 years ago and slept with some woman named Mary - and they're still talking about it!"
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