Monday, 23 March 2015

For The Wine Connoisseur

I used to work in a winery bottling department. My favorite memory is the day when four of us were working on the labelling line (two each side of the conveyor belt) with the bottles of wine moving slowly past us. We each grabbed a bottle from the conveyor, slapped a label on it, returned it to the conveyor, and then grabbed another bottle. It was just a matter of chance which bottle we grabbed but it didn't matter because it was all the same wine. It all came out of the same stainless steel tank.

The funny part was that all four of us had different labels!

The girls in the tasting room often amused themselves when a pretentious wine connoisseur tried to impress his friends by sampling different wines and passing his judgement upon them. They would deliberately suggest wines with different labels (but which they knew to be exactly the same stock) and then settle back to listen while the connoisseur declared one superior to the other.




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