You Can't Be Good Without God Ask Heather Cook, She'll Tell You

Back in 2010 this fat slob was stopped by police for erratic driving. On the front seat beside her she had open bottles of booze, a bag of marijuana, and a bong - and her clothes were covered with her own stinking vomit! Her breath test gave an 0.27 reading; more than three times the legal limit. She was so drunk she didn't even know that a front tire had burst and disintegrated, and she had been riding on the rim long before the police finally stopped her.

Photo taken by police in 2010

But she was a preacher in the Episcopalian Church and the police decided she was probably a nice enough person, so they downgraded her offenses to driving under the influence and she copped a $300 fine.

Four years later the Episcopalian hierarchy considered her alcoholism and figured it didn't matter very much - so they promoted her to bishop and rewarded her with a salary of more than $120,000 per year.

Three months after her promotion, this god-fearing Christian was drunk behind the wheel again; weaving all over the road and typing a text message into her phone - until she hit a man on a bicycle. She quickly assessed the situation; decided it would not look good for an Episcopalian bishop to be caught drink-driving for the second time, so she hit the accelerator and headed home, leaving the cyclist to die in the gutter!

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A spokesperson for the church tried to make excuses for the killer; saying she had simply panicked and that as soon as she calmed down (about half an hour later) she returned to scene of the crime to see if there was anything she could do to help.

What the spokesperson failed to mention though, was that other cyclists had witnessed the accident, followed her home, and then called the police to tell them where she lived. It was only then; only when the killer realized she could not escape; only then did she decide the time had come to offer assistance to the cyclist - but it was too late. He was dead.

The church spokesperson also claimed that the bishop hadn't stopped because she wasn't actually sure that she'd hit anyone: 

Episcopal Church of Maryland Bishop Heather Cook, 58, may have been too shocked to check if she really hit a cyclist
http://www.christianpost.com/

This photo of her car after the accident suggests that she might have had a faint idea that something serious had happened. Or to put it another way: The bishop is a liar and she was just trying to figure out an excuse - any excuse - that she might be able to use to avoid responsibility for her deadly actions.

At the moment she is unable to raise bail and is still in jail awaiting trial on manslaughter charges.

Update: A friend of Cook has paid $35,000 cash and promised to make regular payments of $1,000 per month until $250,000 has been posted, so the killer is back on the streets.

My guess is that other friends of Cook will eventually convince the prosecutor to do a deal and accept a plea of guilty to inattentive driving (or something equally innocuous) and she'll be sentenced to a few hours of community service. There's no way the American justice system will allow a well-known Christian bishop spend much time in jail for something as trivial as 'inattentive driving'.


Here she is (sober this time) touting for votes before she became bishop. In the video she says,

As bishop among you, it will be my special care to nurture all god's people...

But as we now know, that doesn't apply when she's drunk. When she's drunk she just runs over the bastards and leaves them to die alone!

Remember, you can't be good without god. Ask Heather Cook, she'll tell you.