My next door neighbour drinks a bit - and then she has panic attacks. She calls the ambulance and tells them she can't breathe. Well the other day she apparently did it again...
The police turned up at our block of flats and started banging on my neighbour's door but there was no answer. Then a policeman started kicking the door and finally it burst open. He rushed inside (probably expecting to find a dead body) and instead found the woman sitting at her kitchen table drinking whatever slop she usually drinks.
The police turned up at our block of flats and started banging on my neighbour's door but there was no answer. Then a policeman started kicking the door and finally it burst open. He rushed inside (probably expecting to find a dead body) and instead found the woman sitting at her kitchen table drinking whatever slop she usually drinks.
"Why didn't you answer the door?" asked the surprised policeman.
"I wanted a fucken ambulance not a fucken copper," she yelled back.
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