Wednesday, 29 October 2014

Random Chance

Ann Coulter is convinced that abiogenesis cannot work. It is beyond believability she said in an article a few years ago:
It is a mathematical impossibility, for example, that all 30 to 40 parts of the cell's flagellum -- forget the 200 parts of the cilium! -- could all arise at once by random mutation.”
http://humanevents.com/2011/08/25/
This business of mathematical impossibility became popular with Creationists after the astronomer, Sir Fred Hoyle (Fellow of the Royal Society), delivered his Evolution from Space speech at the Royal Institution's Omni Lecture in 1982. He calculated that the chance of obtaining the required set of enzymes for even the simplest living cell was one in 1040,000 and highlighted the magnitude of that number by pointing out that the whole universe contained ‘only’ 1080 atoms. “If one proceeds directly and straightforwardly in this matter,” he continued, “without being deflected by a fear of incurring the wrath of scientific opinion, one arrives at the conclusion that biomaterials with their amazing measure or order must be the outcome of intelligent design,” adding that there was, “No other possibility I have been able to think of…” Hoyle went on to compare the random emergence of even the simplest cell to the likelihood that "a tornado sweeping through a junk-yard might assemble a Boeing 747 from the materials therein."

Hoyle’s figures, though, are based on false assumptions. He assumed that molecules were formed by sheer chance in a completely random fashion. He also assumed that once the molecules had formed it was necessary to have thousands of them lined up in the correct order before they could join together and produce an amino acid (or whatever). He made one further assumption as well; that if the various atoms and molecules managed to get themselves all lined-up but failed to join together, then the whole shebang fell apart, and we were left with individual atoms that had to start all over again from scratch.

But Hoyle was wrong.

When a couple of atoms collide to form a molecule, they will stick together in a bond that is so strong it is unlikely they will become unstuck. Also, when more atoms collide with the newly formed molecule they will also “stick”, thus creating an even larger molecule. Then different molecules encounter each other and they, too, will stick together in an unbreakable bond. The molecules are getting ever bigger and ever more complex, and they are not falling apart; they just keep on growing. And now they are beginning to take on shapes: Some might be donut shaped, others might by cylindrical and still others might look like cubes. (OK, that’s a simplistic description, but it will do for now.)

So the molecules encounter each other and join together, but the results are not based on “random chance”. A cube-shaped molecule might hit a donut shaped molecule and nothing happens; they bounce off each other and continue on their merry way – and that will always be the case when these two molecules meet: they will never join together under any circumstances.

But then a cylindrical molecule hits a donut shaped molecule and what happens? They fit together perfectly and a new, even bigger molecule has been produced – and the same thing will happen every time these types of molecules encounter each other. Every meeting produces a result and the result is always the same – a molecule of even more complexity. A few more encounters and we shall have our first amino acid.

We can get an idea of what is going on if we play a game with ten dice and try to get a six showing on each of them:

There are six possible results with each die and the total number of possible results is,
610 = 6 x 6 x 6 x 6 x 6 x 6 x 6 x 6 x 6 x 6 = 60,466,176
But there is only 1 way to get a six on each die, so the total number of ways to get ten sixes on a single throw of all ten dice is,
110 = 1 x 1 x 1 x 1 x 1 x 1 x 1 x 1 x 1 x 1 = 1
So there is only one chance in more than 60 million that we can throw all ten dice and get a six-spot showing on each of them.

Suppose we rolled the dice once every ten seconds and we kept at it for eight hours per day, five days per week, fifty-two weeks per year. How long would it take to clock up 60,466,176 rolls? Just over 80 years! Of course we might get ten sixes on our first throw, but that is extremely unlikely and it is possible that we could waste our whole life playing this game and never see ten sixes after a single throw. This is a game of pure chance.

But let’s change the rules slightly:
Pick up the ten dice and throw them.
Let’s say one of them shows a six.
OK, we put that die aside and throw the other nine dice.
Perhaps we get two sixes on this second throw, so we put those two dice aside and throw the remaining seven dice.
You can already see what’s happening can’t you? We've thrown the dice only twice and already we've got three sixes lined-up with only seven more to go. A few more throws; a few more sixes and it won't be long before we have set aside nine dice with a six showing on every one of them. Roll that last die a few more times and up comes the final six. The game is over and it has taken us only a few minutes to finish with a successful result. Our earlier calculations showed that in a game of pure chance we could expect to get ten sixes only once every 80 years – but we are no longer playing a game of pure chance and it is almost certain that we will get our ten sixes every time we play, and we shall do so within a matter of minutes!

And it doesn't matter how many dice we use. If we start with 6,000 dice we will probably get 1,000 sixes on the first throw. Then we put those dice aside and throw the remaining 5,000 dice. Probably eight or nine hundred of them will land with a six face up and they, too, are put aside. A few more throws  and we will have a few more hundred sixes - and it won't be long before all six thousand dice are showing six spots. And the same thing will happen if we throw millions of dice, or even billions of them. Within a relatively short time all of them will have landed with a six spot face up.

Creationists like Ann Coulter have assumed that in the early history of Earth, the molecules had to be lined up together in exactly the right order at exactly the same time if they were to form amino acids – and Sir Fred Hoyle calculated that the odds against that happening would be about 1040,000 to one (practically impossible).

But that’s not how it happened. As explained earlier, as each molecule was formed it was set aside (in the same way that we set aside those dice which showed a six) and slowly but surely the molecules increased in size and complexity until eventually they were configured as amino acids. It was almost inevitable.



Tuesday, 28 October 2014

Cameras Everywhere

A hospital visitor in Melbourne (Australia) was 'skyping' with his father in Greece. While the hospital visitor was out of the room his father sat waiting on Skype and saw a nurse come into the room, steal $20 from a wallet, and walk out again. Later, while they were talking about it on Skype, the nurse returned and the father (located in Greece) said, "That's her..."
http://www.heraldsun...3-1227104435984

Do you reckon that might be the long distance record for an eyewitness to a crime?


15,000 Km (Greece to Melbourne)



Monday, 27 October 2014

What Does The Bible Say About ...

Mobile Phones, Telescopes, Germ Theory, Heart Transplants, Tea Bags, Computer Graphics, Magnetic Compass, Sea Floor Spreading, Eyeglasses, Mechanical Clocks, Windmills, Glass-making, Printing Press, Submarines, Slide Rule, Steam Turbine, Internal Combustion Engine, Barometer, Escalator, Safety Razor, Radio, Vacuum Cleaner, Air Conditioner, Airplanes, Windshield Wipers, Tractor, Lightbulb, Helicopter, Batteries, Safety Lamps, Steam Locomotive, Stethoscope, Portland Cement, Electromagnet, Matches, Microphone, Typewriter, Sewing Machine, Stump Jump Plough, Postage Stamps, Telegraphy, Rubber Vulcanization, Blueprints, Staplers, Antiseptics, Safety Pin, Gyroscope, Fiber Optics, Pasteurization, Washing Machine, Plastic, Air Brakes, Traffic Lights, Barbed Wire, Telephone, Carpet Sweeper, Electric Light, Toilet Paper, Seismograph, Metal Detector, Fountain Pen, Motorcycle, Dishwasher, Contact Lens,Automobiles, Photography, Crossword Puzzles, Zippers, Stainless Steel, Televison, Fortune Cookies, Pop-up Toaster, Arc Welder, Insulin, Penicillin, Movies, Iron Lung, Bubble Gum, Electron Microscope, Parking Meters, Radio Telescope, FM Radio, Stereo Records, Nylon, Radar, Photocopier, Jet Engine, Ball Point Pen, Strobe Lighting, Kidney Dialysis Machine, Microwave Oven, Credit Card, Super Glue, Hovercraft, Lasers, Random Access Memory, Computer Mouse, Arpanet, Internet, Artificial Heart, Automatic Teller Machine, Post-it Notes, Liposuction, World Wide Web ...


Compared to the works of Man, the bible doesn't have much to say about anything really - but it does provide one piece of scientific information in Mark 4:31 where Jesus says, "It is like a mustard seed, which is the smallest of all seeds on earth."

Unfortunately that bit is wrong!







Sunday, 26 October 2014

They Just Make Stuff Up

Jennifer LeClaire is the editor of Charisma Magazine and her most recent article is titled:
When Atheists Try To Stir Up Witches Against You

But she completely contradicts the headline when so goes on to say:
...some unbeliever—or perhaps someone who has been hurt deeply by the church—launched a miniature Twitter campaign trying to stir up witches against me.

So, despite the headline, it was only one person - and probably not an atheist. If they're not lying for Jesus, they are engaging in hyperbole.






Saturday, 25 October 2014

The King of Rockabilly

Uh Huh Honey
by
Charlie Feathers




Lyrics to Uh Huh Honey

Uh-uh huh-huh honey, I-I-I love you
Uh-uh huh-huh honey, you know it's true
I would walk-a just a country mile
Uh-uh huh-huh honey, just to see you smile

In that little old checkered gown
With that hair all tied 'n bound
Make my heart go pitty-pat
I-I-I forget just where I'm at

Uh-uh huh-huh honey, I-I-I love you
Uh-uh huh-huh honey, you know it's true
I would walk-a just a country mile
Uh-uh huh-huh honey, just to see you smile

Uh-uh huh-huh honey, I-I-I love you
Uh-uh huh-huh honey, you know it's true
I would walk-a just a country mile
Uh-uh huh-huh honey, just to see you smile

In that little old checkered gown
With that hair all tied 'n bound
Make my heart go pitty-pat
I forget just where I'm at

Uh-uh huh-huh honey, I-I-I love you
Uh-uh huh-huh honey, you know it's true
I would walk-a just a country mile
Uh-uh huh-huh honey, just to see you smile

Mmmmmm...

Uh-uh huh-huh honey, I-I-I love you
Uh-uh huh-huh honey, you know it's true
I would walk-a just a country mile
Uh-uh huh-huh honey, just to see you smile 

-----



Original version
sung by
Ken Marvin
in 1953





Friday, 24 October 2014

Christians Solve The Ebola Crisis

Kenneth Copeland preaching on October 18th, 2014:




What a bunch of ratbags



Wednesday, 22 October 2014

The Things You Do Sometimes

Years ago I was working on a farm, and one day, out in the middle of a paddock, I was having a piss when I noticed a cow looking at me - I didn't wish to appear rude and politely turned away so she couldn't see what I was doing! It took a couple of minutes before I realized how unnecessary that was.



Saturday, 18 October 2014

God Lets You Decide

Dan Delzell has a beautiful story about the god of love:
What I am about to share with you could literally lead to the salvation of your soul. And that in turn could lead to others in your family being saved after you tell them about the three chairs. It's an incredibly simple concept. The good news of the Gospel is easy enough for a child to grasp.

So here goes. Take a deep breath. And picture yourself at the gate of heaven.

Now imagine an angel of the Lord telling you: "Before you find out whether or not you are going to enter heaven, or instead, be sent to hell, I want you to sit down in one of these three chairs. But choose wisely. Once you sit down, two of the chairs will drop into hell, and only one of the chairs will remain. If you sit in the chair that remains, you will be welcomed into heaven."
http://www.christianpost.com/

At first I thought it was just another 21st century evangelist engaging in hyperbole, but then I had a quick browse through my bible and discovered that god is really into that sort of thing: 

God is testing you to find out whether you love him
(Deuteronomy 13:3)

I can't work out whether Christianity is a religion for masochists or sadists - it certainly ain't for normal people.



Thursday, 9 October 2014

Brave Little Soldiers In The Army Of The Lord

On October 7th, 2014, Jerry DeWitt posted this photocopy of a threatening letter sent to an atheist a few days earlier:



You can be sure it was written by a Christian because it has words randomly capitalized, poor grammar, poor spelling, and a complete lack of Christian love and tolerance.

Strange that the omnipotent lord of the universe can be driven out of a city by a single atheist - and then this all-powerful deity has to call on his followers for assistance. And not just any followers, but some of the really dumb ones!




Wednesday, 8 October 2014

Ratbag!

My next door neighbour drinks a bit - and then she has panic attacks. She calls the ambulance and tells them she can't breathe. Well the other day she apparently did it again...

The police turned up at our block of flats and started banging on my neighbour's door but there was no answer. Then a policeman started kicking the door and finally it burst open. He rushed inside (probably expecting to find a dead body) and instead found the woman sitting at her kitchen table drinking whatever slop she usually drinks.

"Why didn't you answer the door?" asked the surprised policeman.

"I wanted a fucken ambulance not a fucken copper," she yelled back.



Tuesday, 7 October 2014

A Sad Story

Brenda Leyland was a 63 years old retiree who lived alone with her pet dogs. She seemed to be just another nice old lady enjoying her retirement, but she had a secret. She had a Twitter account and she used it to publish hurtful messages about the parents of Maddie McCann; a child who had been kidnapped in 2007.

Brenda Leyland wasn't particularly vicious, but she was certainly persistent. Nearly 5,000 tweets over the last few years and almost all of them about the McCann family; accusing them of making money from their daughter's disappearance and stating that they deserved to spend the rest of their lives in misery.
Update March 2015
The inquest heard between November 2013 and September 2014, using the Twitter ID @sweepyface, she had tweeted or retweeted 2,210 posts, of which 424 mentioned the McCanns. Her tweets did not constitute a criminal offence, the inquest heard.
On Wednesday October 1st, 2014, Sky News discovered her identity and sent a reporter to interview her. He remained out of sight until she emerged from her house and then he pounced. He asked if she had anything to say about her campaign against the McCann family, but she refused to make any comments. Then he told her that she had been reported to the police and would soon be questioned about her abusive tweets. Ms Leyland remained outwardly composed, but her blink-rate increased alarmingly and it was obvious that she was getting very nervous as she stopped the interview and got into her car.

On Thursday October 2nd, Ms Leyland called the reporter back to her home where she tried to explain herself, but it was too late; the damage had been done; the video had been broadcast; she had been recognised, and now the whole world was talking about her.

On Friday October 3rd, more reporters descended upon her home and, in an attempt to avoid any further embarrassment, she fled from her house and booked into a nearby hotel.

A lot of people in her position may have tried to brazen their way through the ordeal, but Ms Leyland was unable to do so. She felt completely humiliated and (I'm guessing) simply could not bear the thought of facing her friends and neighbours. In the space of a few days she had gone from being a well-respected member of the community to a hate-mongering old woman who took her pleasure from the pain of others. It was more than she could handle and the next day she committed suicide.

The sad thing is that she may have never been charged with any crime because she never threatened any violence against the McCanns and had never made direct contact with them. Even if she had been charged (and found guilty) she would have probably received only a fine and a few hours community service.

Certainly she would have found it difficult living in a town where everybody knew about her secret life on the Internet, but if she had spent a few more days in the hotel she might have had enough time to calm down and think clearly. Perhaps she could have made arrangements to move into another area until the publicity died down.

But she was a proud woman. She apparently enjoyed her role as a pillar of the community and found it impossible to face the accusing glances of her old friends who now knew the truth about her. Perhaps she could have avoided those accusing glances by going to live with her son in America, far away from the scene of her alleged crime, but her pride got in the way. She knew what she had done, and she knew that her friends knew what she had done. Distance wouldn't be enough to erase her shame...

And now she's dead.

And that's a shame.





I feel sad because I have a feeling that if the police had told her they were investigating her activities (without having her identity become known to the public) she would have been so frightened that she would have immediately deleted her Twitter account and never again used the Internet to attack the McCann family. She would have gone back to being just another old-age pensioner. She could have lived another 20 or 30 years in happy retirement; sitting back; taking it easy, and watching her grandchildren grow up. Instead she is dead, and none of those things will happen. It's such a shame.

I wonder who is looking after her pets.



Monday, 6 October 2014

Telling Lies For Jesus

Back in 2007, before he became President of the USA, the Chicago Tribune wrote about Barack Obama's childhood in Indonesia:

When Barack Obama was a boy here, he studied for three years at a religious school and prayed four times a day.

It was a Roman Catholic school. There, Obama was registered as student No. 203. "Yes, he prayed, because all the students here had to pray in the Catholic way--`in the name of the Father, [Son] and the Holy Spirit,' " recalled Obama's 1st-grade teacher, Israella Pareira Darmawan.


But that truth doesn't fit in with the story American Christians are currently trying to tell. They are trying to convince their idiot followers that Obama is a Muslim who is trying to destroy their Christian way of life - and so they simply change the Catholic school into a Muslim school.



It's OK for Christians to be lying arseholes as long as they are doing it for Jesus.


Sunday, 5 October 2014

Sputnik

On the 4th of October 1957, Russia launched Sputnik; the first artificial moon to orbit the earth.

Jerry Engler was one of the first rockabilly singers to cash-in on the big event:




There were others:

Shake It Over Sputnik - Billy Hogan
Sputniks and Mutniks - Ray Anderson
Sputnik Dance - The Equadors
Satellite Fever - Lonnie Miley
Rock Old Sputnik - Nelson Young
The Sputnik Story - Bill Thomas
Satellite - Teresa Brewer

These had the same titles but they were all completely different songs:
Satellite Baby - Roosevelt Sykes
Satellite Baby - Skip Stanley
Satellite Rock - Joe Tate
Satellite Rock - The Rebelaires


You can find most of these songs on You Tube.



Wednesday, 1 October 2014

Stop Trying - A Preacher's Advice

Nothing changes. More than sixty years ago - way back in 1953 - a singer named Billy Hughes recorded a song called Atomic Sermon. He was worried that if we continued our sinful ways there was a chance that god would use the atomic bomb to blow us all up - but his song contained a solution to the problem: 

You better stop them scientists from re-searchin’
‘Cause they done gone too far
http://www.atomicplatters.com/more.php?id=113_0_1_0_M 

Which sounds very much like a 21st century tweet from Joyce Meyer:


 


Yeah, let's not have doctors trying to figure out how to cure diseases, let's just have them believe in the power of prayer.